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chinese detective

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by hashycool, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.

    This is his report:

    Most honorable sir,

    You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

    No fee,
    Cheng Lee
     
  2. drphone

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    mkuu umenifurahisha sana
     
  3. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha!No fee lol!
     
  4. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    good to know that drphone
     
  5. LeopoldByongje

    LeopoldByongje JF-Expert Member

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    No see no Fee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ngoja nivae miwani yangu ili nisome hii...........
     
  6. Kunta Kinte

    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Hashycool hii imekaa poa sana! eti No fee!! at least amekuwa muungwana
     
  7. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    si na yeye alifaidi? (i play with me)
     
  8. Nchi Kavu

    Nchi Kavu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! chabo
     
  9. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    kUDADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADEKI.
    LAZIMA NITAFUTE PY LA KICHINA
     
  10. Kamaka

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    duh good on you man......
     
  11. N

    Nalonga Senior Member

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    ahahahaah...tehtehteheh!........Salute kiongozi,u have just make me laugh in this mourning and sad moment.
     
  12. papag

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    no feee!!!
    bab kubwa mzee:A S 465:
     
  13. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    hahah!hii ya ukweliiii ...no see...no fee
     
  14. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Umenifuhisha sana maana leo nimetoka kushuhudia kaka mtu akimfumania mkewe na mdogo wake wakila tunda saa tano leo asubuhi.
     
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    kiraia JF Gold Member

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    Kumbe alifaidi kuliko mwizi mwenyewe ndio maana kakataa malipo
     
  16. Husninyo

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    Ha ha ha ha!
     
  17. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe tehe!!
     
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