kilimasera
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 2, 2009
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> Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
> Subject: Problems with my new computer
> Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
> We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
> problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
> 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
> you to check this.
> 2. One doubt is whether any 're -scooter' is available in system? I
> find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
> 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
> the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button,
> but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
> 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft
> sentence', so when you will provide that?
> 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
> icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining
> items?
> 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
> even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
> 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
> the PC at home only
> 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
> Documents'?
> 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
> 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after
> my office hours.
> 10. Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates
> but you are selling WINDOWS...?
> Subject: Problems with my new computer
> Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
> We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
> problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
> 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
> you to check this.
> 2. One doubt is whether any 're -scooter' is available in system? I
> find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
> 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
> the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button,
> but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
> 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft
> sentence', so when you will provide that?
> 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
> icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining
> items?
> 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
> even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
> 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
> the PC at home only
> 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
> Documents'?
> 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
> 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after
> my office hours.
> 10. Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates
> but you are selling WINDOWS...?
