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Dear Mr. Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kilimasera, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

    Jan 29, 2011
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    > Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
    > Subject: Problems with my new computer
    > Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
    > We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
    > problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
    > 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
    > you to check this.
    > 2. One doubt is whether any 're -scooter' is available in system? I
    > find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
    > 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
    > the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button,
    > but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
    > 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft
    > sentence', so when you will provide that?
    > 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
    > icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining
    > items?
    > 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
    > even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
    > 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
    > the PC at home only
    > 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
    > Documents'?
    > 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
    > 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after
    > my office hours.
    > 10. Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates
    > but you are selling WINDOWS...?