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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Prime Dynamics, Feb 14, 2011.

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    Prime Dynamics JF-Expert Member

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    Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
    A: Both keep searching for new holes.

    Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
    A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble...

    Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
    A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it isbiology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

    Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having3 meals a day as I have advised?
    A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

    Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt.Guess where it would have bitten?
    A: The boy friend's hand.

    Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
    Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?

    A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
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    Davesto JF-Expert Member

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    comson JF-Expert Member

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    I lyk it.......................

    BLUE BALAA JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha, interesting
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Nice one. Imenipunguzia stress za mabom ya gmboto kidgo.