An 80yr old man says to his doctor: My 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion doctor Doctor: let me tell you a story, a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and Bang.......... The Lion drops dead! Old man: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion. Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!!!