A more humorous way to deal with the crisis in Egypt

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President Bush came to visit Mubarak in Egypt and was impressed by how popular he was and how easily he kept winning re-elections.

“Mubarak” he said.” I’m about to run for re-election. Could you send your advisors to Washington to help me run the campaign?”

Mubarak says OK and sends his men to help campaign for Bush.

On Election Day, when all ballots are counted, the count is 90% in favor of electing Hosni Mubarak :A S confused:



On his deathbed, Mubarak laments, “What will the Egyptian People do without me? “ His Advisors tries to comfort him: “Mr. President, don’t worry about the Egyptian People. They are resilient people who could survive by eating stones!”

Mubarak pauses to consider this and tells his advisor to grant his son Alaa a monopoly on the trade of STONES :msela:

 

[Tanzanites]

I guess Mubarak was not right!

Hosni Mubarak, Barack Obama, and Vladimir Putin are at a meeting together when suddenly God appears before them.


"I have come to tell you that the end of the world will be in two days," God says. "Tell your people."


So each leader goes back to his capital and prepares a television address.


In Washington, Obama says, "My fellow Americans, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I can confirm that God exists. The bad news is that he told me the world would end in two days."


In Moscow, Putin says, "People of Russia, I regret that I have to inform you of two pieces of bad news. First, God exists, which means everything our country has believed in for most of the last century was false. Second, the world is ending in two days."


In Cairo, Mubarak says, "O Egyptians, I come to you today with two pieces of excellent news! First, God and I have just held an important summit. Second, he told me I would be your president until the end of time."
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