Pasi na shaka hakuna tena ari mpya,kasi mpya wala nguvu mpya serikalini,semina elekezi za Ngurdoto nikazi bure na upotevu wa mali za umma.Si siri tena kuwa maisha bora kwa kila mtanzania...
Bar betting joke
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a...
hawaoni dalili kama za lyatonga na nccr za chama kupotea maboya.
hawaoni dalili kama za cuf kwamba ipo siku watakirubuni na kufunga nacho ndoa haramu.
wanaona cdm kinakua tu.
kinazidi...
Mbunge wa Kahama James Lembeli amewaonya wana-ccm wasipokisafisha chama wasishangae watakapokosa majimbo yote ya mkoa wa Shinyanga.
Ameomba Mafisadi watimuliwe kwenye Chama ili chama kiendelee...
Kids Are Quick and Very Smart :)
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who...
A Russian businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank manager approves the...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact...
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation.
* The first surgeon said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on...
Nipo Hotelini nilipofikia hapa A Town, asubuhi naamka naenda Kupiga stat gari langu na kukabidhi Key ya chumba kwa hotel Attendant niweze kuingia kilingeni (Kibaruani), Mapokezi nakutana na Mzee...
Ndugu wanaJF, nimepata taarifa muda c mrefu kuwa mh. Rais wetu wa moyo Dr. Slaa na Mwenyekiti Jembe wa CDM mh. Mbowe nao hawapo nyuma, wapo pamoja na watanzania wenzetu waliopo ktk safari kuelekea...
Ndugu Zangu,
Wakati Watanzania kwa maelfu wamefunga safari kwenda kwa ' Babu' Loliondo, kimwili, kiakili na kiroho,kuna wengine wajanja wana safari yao.
Ndio, sasa Watanzania kwa mamilioni...
There was a couple that loved each other so much. So one day, the man of the house wanted to do something special for his lady and told her "My love, please go around the whole United States and...
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see...
make comment ya muelekeo wa nchi hii, maana nachokumbuka enzi zile isingewezekana kwenda Bar na Uniform za Jeshi-unadhan katika mazingira haya kwani wasisahau kurekebisha joto la maghala ya mabomu
A woman from TZ is sitn in a bar in New York with 2 guys beside her. The 1st guy says 2 the barman "Johnie Walker, single". The 2nd guy blurts "Jack Daniels, single". After that, the bartender...
Mbunge wa jiji la ARUSHA GOdbless Lema(CHADEMA) ameachia wimbo unaoitwa MSIOGOPE... Unaozungumzia hali halisi ya ukombozi wa taifa hili pamoja na njama chafu zilizo chezwa kwenye uchaguzi wa meya...
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations
have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going
to be accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all...
Kuna bwana na mke wake walikua honeymoon. Walipotoka huko wakaenda kwa mchungaji kuomba waachane maongezi yao yalikua hiv: mke na mume: mchungaji 2naomba uivunje hii ndoa! Mchungaji...