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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sugi, Mar 29, 2011.

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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    My uncle once spent days looking for his
    new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go
    to church on Sunday and sit at the back.
    During the service he would sneak out
    and grab a hat from the rack at the front
    door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at
    the back. The sermon was about the 10
    commandments. He sat through the
    whole sermon and instead of sneaking
    out he waited until the sermon was over
    and went to talk to the minister. "Father, I came here today to steal a hat
    to replace the one I lost. But after hearing
    your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
    changed my mind." The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was
    it when I started to preach thou shall not
    steal, that changed your heart?" My uncle responded, "No, it was the one
    on adultery. When you started to preach
    on that, I remembered where I left my
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    mayenga JF-Expert Member

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    Teh!imekaa vema
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    Masiko W. M. Member

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    Ina maana aliiacha kwenye scene ya uzinzi?
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ndio maana yake!!