JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jama kapanda ferry karibu nae kukawa na bibi mzee amevalia rinda na kofia yake mpya.mara upepo mkali ukavuma.rinda la yule bibi likawa lapeperushwa na hakua na chupi.yule bibi kaonekana akizuia...
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Mama mkwe hakuridhika na mtoto aliyezaliwa na mke wa mwanae na majibizano yalikuwa hivi: Mama mkwe: "Binti samahani, ukweli mtoto hafanani na kijana wangu kabisaaa" Binti: "Bila samahani mama...
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Picha inaongea mara 100 zaidi ya maelezo mengi! Tumsaidieje?? Wenzetu huko nje wanamuelewa vyema kuliko tunavyomfikiria sisi...hasa kuhusu mchango wake ktk EAC....! Je...
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Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. "Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is...
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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the...
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Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers. * The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'...
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Hebu pata picha......
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wana jf(jukwaa la faida) nawasalimu!!!! I got this quote from somewhere naomba nishee nanyi . Iko hivi! Gret minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, narrow...
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MEMORANDUM TO : ALL STAFF FROM : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : FINANCIAL CRISIS DATE...
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Mvuvi 1:Ulipotupa ndoano,ulimnasa samaki mkubwa,ukamnasua,ukamrudisha majini.Ukampata wa saizi ya kati naye ukamrudisha majini,lakini umemnasa huyu mdogo ndo umeridhika umemchukua,why? Mvuvi 2:We...
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kama mimi ningekuwa ndio rais wa tanzania...............
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Kulikuwa na Mfanyanyabiashara aliyekuwa anaishi na Binti yake, Vijana wengi walimfukuzia yule Binti bila mafanikio.Ndipo Kijana Mmoja akaenda kuomba kazi za ndani, na alipofika akajitambulisha...
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...Deeply missed, pliz rudi nyumbani... :disapointed:
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Kuanzia Kesho Alfajiri (07/04/2011) na Muda wa Kuanza Kazi kwa Nchi Nzima Uwe Saa 9 Tisa Usiku wakati muda wa kutoka kazini ukiwa ni saa 12 Jioni kwa nchi Nzima. Na kila Mtanzania asome kitabu...
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.........Chinese couple in Dar gave birth to a black baby and Dear husband asked Dear wife... Chu, why baby black? She replied... We live in Tanzania, no electricity... Me hot, u hot, sex hot...
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Mswada wa Sheria ya kupitia/kutengeneza katiba mpya nchini utakaowasilishwa bungeni umeridhiwa na Rais Kikwete uende jinsi ulivyo sababu anajua utapingwa kila kona, vijijini, mashuleni na vyuoni...
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The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM...
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Kuna habari kwamba ujumbe wa umoja wa mataifa umeelekea Loliondo majira ya asubuhi hii. Wajumbe waliolekea huko ni kutoka Dar na Arusha. Updates baadaye.
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leo mavuzi academia toka zaire itapiga muziki kumani resort chini ya udhamini wa ****** promo na beer tuipendayo ya denda lager.mwimbaji wake mashuhuri mr.mboo ataingia kumani akiongozana na...
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