1. Why it is said "A dog is the man's best friend?"
Because as animals, they understand each other.
2. Why only 10% of the men go to heaven?
Because more than that % they'll turn the heaven to...
Napenda kumsalimu Spanish lady na kumtakia weekend njema na wiki ijayo njema, namwombea afya njema na furaha tele,ni mimi Uporoto nikiwa safarini kuelekea Mpwapwa.:wave:
:hug:Habari zenu wanajf! Nafikiri kupenda si dhambi na kila mtu ana haki ya kupenda au kupendwa. Mimi nimetokea kumpenda sana binti huyu kwa namna anavyochangia mada hadi sasa napenda kukutana...
Wamakonde wa sehemu fulani walikuwa wanaogopa sana maiti.Na hivyo akifa mtu hawamziki na wanahama kabisa kijiji. Lakini siku moja ikabidi kabla ya kuhama kijiji kumwambia maiti kuwa: Chacha...
katika orientation kwa first year muhimbili,profesa wa pathology alikuwa na wanafunzi wake!
Profesa"katika pathology,unatakiwa uzingatie vitu viwili"
Wanafunzi"vip hivyo?"
Profesa"1st,uwe...
When JK went on a Far East tour during his first term of office, he was given a gift of generetors for production of electricity by Japan, Korea, Pakistan and Iran during the electricity crisis...
The male teacher in a girls school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
Mary blushed...
Hello wana MMU!
sio kawaida yangu kuingia jukwaa hili na kuandika, kupost au kuchangia mada zinazokuwa hapa, huwa napita na kusoma tu...
ukiona leo mpaka nimefikia kuandika thread hapa basi kuna...
Mr.marwa aliagizwa na dokta apeleke hospitali choo ndogo kwa ajili ya vipimo.Alipofika home aliandaa sampo yake ya haja ndogo kwenye kichupa kidogo,akaiweka juu ya kiti,akaingia chumbani kujiandaa...
Peter walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store.
The next day he comes in again, again buys...
Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.
The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'.
The...
Leo nimesikia kwenye kipindi cha tuongee magazeti kuwa kuna wanafunzi 216 waliopata mimba arusha.
Nadhani ni muhimu kwa mbunge G.lema kufuatilia suala hili na sio kujihusisha na harakati za CDM...
Huyu hafit kuitwa mtoto wa Mkulima kwani he's an old Etonian born into priviledge and multi billionaire from Aristocratic family..kama kawaida ya watawala wa UK lakini.
Hapa waziri mkuu yuko...
Usishangae unachokisoma si umbea wala udaku ila ni kiherehere chako cha kufungua habari hii.Haya sasa nakusikiliza weye nini kinachokufanya utafute udaku na umbea?
Hivi nini kitatokea kama.............,malizia upendavyo.yangu mimi ni;hivi ni nini kitatokea kama mungu akiamua kuziondoa ghafla kuta nne za guest houses pamoja na mapaa yake mchana kweupe peee...
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him...