Na Jumbe Ismailly, Iramba
CHAMA Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) kinaandaa utaratibu wa kuhakikisha kinaboresha maslahi ya wafanyakazi wake kuanzia ngazi ya shina hadi taifa mara tu kitakamilisha kuboresha...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...
ule usemi wa kambale mkunje angali mbichi ulimtokea mzee mmoja aliyekuwa akimdekeza sana mwanae sikumoja mtoto alimuona baba yake amekaa vibaya mtoto akamwambia baba : baba mbona (nyeti) zako ni...
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
Jamaa kafika nyumbani kwake,kakuta mlango wazi,kazama moja kwa moja hadi chumbani,akamkuta mkewe na rafiki yake kitandani wako uchi wa mnyama kama walivyozaliwa.Jamaa kwa hasira akampiga risasi na...
How Smart is your Foot!
Just try this.
It is from an orthopaedic surgeon... This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but...
Raul alipewa opportunity ya kupiga penalty 20.Kila penalty aliyofunga.alipewa point 10 na kila penalty aliyokosa alikatwa maksi 5.Raul alipiga penalty zote 20.Mwisho wa zoezi Raul alipata point...
LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He...
Mtu mmoja alimuuliza mtoto 'mwanangu unaijua njia ya Posta'? Mtoto akajibu 'Nenda moja kwa moja mpaka njia panda fuata kulia' . Mtu yule akamshukuru mtoto kisha akamwambia' Mimi ni Padri mpya...
Kuna Mbuzi, simba, majani na mtumishi. mtumishi amepewa kazi ya kusafirisha mbuzi, simba na majani kuelekea sehemu ambaye bosi wake amemwamuru kutokana na ukame na ukosefu wa chakula sehemu ambayo...
Mmh kwa yanyoendelea chadema wacha nihamie chama cha
bwanayesu
mmhhh hata uliowatarajia kumbe wanajishonesha wanajifanya kufungisha watu mitaani wanakufa na bastola wao wana enjoy life...
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