10 feminist jokes about men

[MAMMAMIA]

1. Why it is said "A dog is the man's best friend?"
Because as animals, they understand each other.
2. Why only 10% of the men go to heaven?
Because more than that % they'll turn the heaven to hell.
3. Why most men like cars and motors?
Because are the only thing they can handle.
4. Why men are like computer mouse?
Because they function only when you press and drag them.
5. Why men are like computers?
Because they have memory but not brain.
6. Why men aren't affected by cow disease?
Because they're pigs.
7. Men are like false notes; they pass from hand to hand till to the most idiot girl who remains with them.

8. Why do women shut their eyes when the kiss?
Because they don't want to see the stupid face of the man.

9. In which month men are less stupid?
In February, because there are 28/29 days.

10. Why men get angry when feminists make jokes on them?
Because the truth pains

 

[SILENT WHISPER]

hmmmmmmmmm...! I WE POTII..!!!!

 

[Tasia I]

why feminists like competing and joking men?
because they wish they were men but they will never be.

 

[Mtende]

heeeee nice joke

 

[Viper]

why feminists like competing and joking men?
Because they wish they were men but they will never be.

fact...........

 

[Mshiiri]

Did men finger your ass ?

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Did men finger your ass ?

Asante sana MKUU!!!

 

[Good Guy]

Why do women marry in white dresses? Hellooo what's the colour of a freezer,washing machine,toaster and other kitchen appliances?
-Why do women come out of the kitchen
They dont have hand watches
-Why do women fake orga*m
Cause they think men care
-Why do women cry so much
They cant be men enough.
-HERE IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF EM ALL
Women are right.haha
All women chilax it's all for laughs nothing serious.

 

[Nazjaz]

1. Why it is said “A dog is the man’s best friend?”
Because as animals, they understand each other.
2. Why only 10% of the men go to heaven?
Because more than that % they’ll turn the heaven to hell.
3. Why most men like cars and motors?
Because are the only thing they can handle.
4. Why men are like computer mouse?
Because they function only when you press and drag them.
5. Why men are like computers?
Because they have memory but not brain.
6. Why men aren’t affected by cow disease?
Because they’re pigs.
7. Men are like false notes; they pass from hand to hand till to the most idiot girl who remains with them.

8. Why do we women shut their eyes when the kiss?
Because they don’t want to see the stupid face of the man.

9. In which month men are less stupid?
In February, because there are 28/29 days.

10. Why men get angry when feminists make jokes on them?
Because the truth pains

namba 8 nimeipenda

 

[Chal]

imetulia hii

why feminists like competing and joking men?
because they wish they were men but they will never be.

 

[MAMMAMIA]

A man and a woman were joking each other.
MAN: Do you know why God created a woman?
Because the Devil cant be everywhere.

WOMAN: Do you know why God created man first then a woman, and why man became stupid and woman intelligent?
Because the first experiment always fail.

 

[Preta]

namba 6 ni kweli kabisa....nimeipenda

 

[Chamoto]

Battle of the sexes, wow! The best thing is to embrace God's creation.

A female friend asked me today, she said, "would you like to go to a grocery store with me? I smiled, then I said, "I know you're not asking... you're telling me", then she smiled and said, "there's only one answer to that". It's funny how we convey our messages differently but it's ol good.

 

[afrodenzi]

Did men finger your ass ?

Hey
watch your mouth
Naona umejifunza kitukana leo..
sasa hapa si sehemu ya ku practice
matesi yako..hili ni jukwaa la utani ..
kama waona huu utani haukufai chapa mwendo
usituchafulie jukwaa..

 

[afrodenzi]

Dahhhh mie tano
ndo kimenivutia zaidi
mmmhhh

 

[Saint Ivuga]

The Following User Says Thank You to MAMMAMIA For This Useful Post:

afrodenzi (Today)​

 

[afrodenzi]

The Following User Says Thank You to MAMMAMIA For This Useful Post:

afrodenzi (Today)​

Hahahahahahahah lol
ni kama vile umepigwa na shoti
Nini tena Ivunga this is super useful poster
hahahahahahahah lol

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Hey
watch your mouth
Naona umejifunza kitukana leo..
sasa hapa si sehemu ya ku practice
matesi yako..hili ni jukwaa la utani ..
kama waona huu utani haukufai chapa mwendo
usituchafulie jukwaa..

afro kumbe we mkali ivi ?

 

[afrodenzi]

afro kumbe we mkali ivi ?

Jamani
Ivunga usinikimbie
my dear .. mie sipendi
Madharau tu.. ni bora mtu
akuchape ngumi kuliko matusi
Ya reja reja.. borea hata hawa wakoloni
Wasinge tufundisha Lugha yao ni rahisi sana
kuitumia kwenye matusi...

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Jamani
Ivunga usinikimbie
my dear .. mie sipendi
Madharau tu.. ni bora mtu
akuchape ngumi kuliko matusi
Ya reja reja.. borea hata hawa wakoloni
Wasinge tufundisha Lugha yao ni rahisi sana
kuitumia kwenye matusi...

afroD hiyo ni kweli
aliuliza tu swali
nawe ukawa mkali
japo sio kama pilipili
nimeupenda huu ukali
japo nilikuwa na morali
ya kujua jibu la lile swali
ok, nisikuudhi dada yangu
wewe ni muhimu sana kwangu
natumai ulienda kumwabudu Mungu
japo sijui kama leo ni siku yako ya kuabudu

hahhaha !!!!!AFro natumai weekend imeisha vema.