Enzi zile mambo ya kujitupia kwa "Juliana", BioAct, BenQ, NINO, TOMATO (kwa wale wa QUarters kama line polisi au JWTZ, Waalimu nk ni nunulie shati kama lako ukienda mjini..) ...imenikumbusha...
Death came to a guy and said,my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list".
So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't...
Mwanafunzi mmoja baada ya kushindwa kujibu mtihani ikabidi afanye hivi kwenye maswali
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Kisha akaandika "KWANGUA UTAONA MAJIBU"
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry...
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...
Teacher: Whoever Answers My Next Question Can Go Home.
A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.
Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?
Boy: Me................I'm Going Home
Ni wk sasa niko Arusha kikazi zaidi. Sikujua jiji hili ni kubwa hivi. Mji mzuri na umejengeka kweli. Dar iko hati hati ya kupigwa chini na jiji la machalii. Club bomba, kuanzia triple A, masai...
Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...
A grade one student asked his teacher:
Student: Sir what is honey?
TEACHER:Honey is a liquid produced by by bees and it is very sweet.
Student: Sir,does honey have legs?
TEACHER:No,but...
Kwa mfano Babu wa Loliondo atoweke ghafla halafu aache ujumbe mfupi kuwa"NDUGU WANAINCHI NIMEAMUA KUKIMBIA!!!!,BAADA YA KUGUNDUA HII DAWA NI SUMU HUUA BAADA YA MIEZI 6,WANANGU 3 WAMEKUFA,KWANI WAO...
Kupeng'e i love you, where are you? are you DAr PM please!
Kupeng'e =CCM+Gamba*Ufisadi. Yaani huwa nikisoma post zako natamani CCM itoke madarakani tuone utakimbilia wapi. Hehe jifanye wewe ni...
Hapo Tanga pana makaburi ya misheni yaliyozungushiwa uzio. Nje ya uzio pana mlinzi mzee hivi anayelinda misalaba na mashada. Jirani yake pana shamba la misheni pia la minazi. Vibaka wa2 walifika...
An American preaching couple ( Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu, Kenya where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, translated but with a very very different meaning all together...
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in...
Kwa kuwa wana michezo hasa wa mpira wa miguu hubadilishana jezi/t-shirts baada ya mechi kwisha, ikiwa ni ishara ya FAIR PLAY! Basi hata wale wazinzi wa'badilishane chupi baada ya kufanya ngono. Au...