Chodo walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Chodo's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na desturi ya kwenda baa na rafiki yake kwa kipindi kirefu, kwa bahati mbaya rafiki yake huyu alifariki dunia. Jamaa akawa kila akienda baa anaagiza bia mbili na glass mbili...
(MUME):Mke wangu,MUNGU amekuumba mrembo sana lakini pia alikuumba mpumbavu sana. (MKE):Ni kweli uyasemayo,MUNGU aliniumba mrembo ili urembo wangu ukupumbaze wewe,na...
While visiting England , Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent...
Bounsa moja alipopelekwa gerezani ile tu ameingizwa ndani akaanza kuwatishia wafungwa akisema''NASIKIA HUKU MNATABIA YA KUWACHEZEA WANAUME WENZENU KIMAUMBILE,LETENI UJINGA NITAUA MTU''ili...
Kitendo cha Zitto ambaye ni Naibu katibu mkuu wa Chadema kutuhumiwa kuwa tarehe 3 May 2011 alituma pesa kwa ajili ya kampeni ya mgombea mmoja wa uenyekiti wa Bavicha kwa njia ya M-PESA si cha...
Baba alishtuka usiku kwenda haja aliporudi akapunguza kandili vzr allipopanda kitandani kanga ikamdondoka, mtoto alielala chini akasema haya kwa hamaki:"Mama baba apanda na mavi" wee lala.
Sasa kuna hii ishu ya kuwa na mtoto wa kiume halafu akawa ma poda, a.k.a Mteja, si unajua mbilinge za kulea kijana homu?
......haya...
..au ukazaa dume lako mwenyewe ukaanza kujibosti kwamba...
Two little boys, ages 8 and 6, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents
know if any mischief occurs in their town,
the two boys are probably...
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her s*pe*rm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a...
(HAKIMU):swali kwako mtuhumiwa#1,je unakiri kwamba jana tarehe 30/05/2011,uliiba mahindi shambani kwa bwana juma? (MTUHUMIWA #2):Sikubali! (HAKIMU):sijakuuliza...
A little boy asked,.. dad whats politics!!, papa was sure its difficult for the boy to understand politics , so he explains
look son, in politics there are Capitalists , like me who brings in...
Subject: Resignation Letter
Dear Mods:
I'm resigning effective immediately from Jf!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before...