chizifresh:anajiandaa kwenda kucheza mechi uwanjani ila cha kushangaza anatoka na jembe
mke wake anamuuliza:vp mbona unaondoka na jembe wakati unaenda uwanjani kucheza mpira?
Chizifresh...
Kuna kijana mmoja alikuwa yuko bize kusoma, bibi yake akamuuliza 'mbona unahangaika hivyo mjukuu wangu' kijana kajibu 'natafuta C moja tu bibi niingie form five' Bibi akadakia...Si uende branch ya...
Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a Hummer....to which she comments, " This car is BIG!!!" Ah ma sista, everything in Nigeria is Big!!! Get to grand restaurant for dinner....to...
Kinyozi alikuwa na saluni yake juu ghorofani, mara alihamia chini. Akaweka tangazo hili ''KINYOZI ALIYEKUWA ANANYOA JUU SASA ANANYOA CHINI'' wateja wote walimkimbia.
Mbunge wa viti maalum mkoa wa Iringa Mhe.Chiku Abwao akimuuguza mama yake mzazi Tatu Abdallahman (79) ambaye amerejeshwa hospitali na kutibiwa nyumbani kwake Gangilonga mjini Iringa...
Wabunge wanao2humiwa kuomba rushwa ktk halmashauri ya Tanga ni Mbunge wa Mbozi Mashariki mkoani Mbeya, GODFREY ZAMBI, Mbunge wa Bahi-mkoani Dodoma, OMARI BADLWE na Mbunge wa Kondoa Kaskazini-...
je huu usemi ni wa kweli?
Ni kauli iliyotajwa na mbunge mmoja {simkumbuki jina} ila na leo imerudiwa na mbunge wa viti maalum LUCY THOMASI MAYENGA.
Je kuna ukweli wa kauli hii?
Mana kwa...
How to solve this problem. Construct the Boolean characteristics functions of the following set. Use evalb if necessary. "The set of positive integers i for which the ith prime is twice...
Shalom!!!!..., Shukrani kwa Chit-Chat kwa kunipa uwezo wa kupost chochote... (Hopefully na huku BAN haipatikani....)
Kuna hii Quiz Nimeona I have decided to share........
Nyerere analo refu...
Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...
Baada ya kupitia hii
https://www.jamiiforums.com/mahusiano-mapenzi-urafiki/149390-nimfanyeje-kiumbe-huyu.html
Ambayo kwa kiasi kikubwa imeno touch
Nimejikuta navutiwa na uandishi wako,nahisi...
A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country and
decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks...
Hapo zamani kulikuwa na kijiji na katika hicho kijiji kulikuwa na punda aliekuwa akitumiwa kubeba mizigo ya wanakijiji. Wenye kutaka kwenda kusaga, kuchota maji, kubebea mazao walimkodi kuwafanyia...
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When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I'm training to die!
Imagine when you...
Jamani ndugu zangu kwa nini tunategemea nchi iendelee kwa staili hii, mimi mwaka jana niliomba kufungiwa maji kwenye plot yangu mwezi wa tisa mpaka sasa hamna kitu na nimelipia kila kitu...
Kwa heshima na taadhima napenda kukutakia Kaka yangu mpendwa (GARMII) Heri na Baraka kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa 28/06.
Mungu akutangulie katika maisha yako na akuongoze na kukuongezea hekima na...