It pays to be a Tanzanian

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume

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A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country and
decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do
they do here?" He is told "first they put you in
an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of that at all
so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the
Russian hell and many more. He discovers that
they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds
that there is a long queue of people waiting
to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He
is told "first they put you in an electric chair
for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil
comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells, why are there so many people waiting
to get in?" asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
"Because there is never any electricity so the
electric chair doesn't work. The nails were
paid for but were never supplied by the
contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep
on……And the Tanzanian devil used to be a
civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time
sheet and goes back home for other
business!!"
............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A TANZANIAN HUH?
 
ebwana eeh, labda tumrudishe lowasa kwa mambo yetu yalee ya dowans
 

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