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'ze engish pronounciation'

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by pumbatupu, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. pumbatupu

    pumbatupu JF-Expert Member

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    When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the
    British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his
    honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with
    Madame deGaulle: "Your husband has been such a prominent public
    figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so
    many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you
    most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

    "A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.

    A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no
    one knew what to say next.

    Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I
    believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'
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    Karry JF-Expert Member

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    hii nayo kali
  3. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    ime2lia bana.