commedy

[Ginner]

airplane was about to crash;
there were 5
passengers on board but only
4 parachutes. The first
passenger said, " I'm Kobe
Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player, the Lakers
need me, I can't afford to die....
So he took
the first pack and left the plane.
The second
passenger, Hillary Clinton,
said, "I am the wife of the
former president of the United
States, I am also
the most ambitious woman in
the world and I am a New York
Senator and a
potential future president." She
just took the second parachute
and jumped
out of the plane. The third
passenger, J.K,
said: "I'm President
of Tanzania,
I have a great responsibility
being the
leader of a nation.
And above all I'm the cleverest
President in Tanzanias history, so Tanzania's
people won't let me die." So he
put on the
pack next to him and jumped
out of the plane. The fourth
passenger, the Pope, says to the
fifth passenger, a 10 year-old
school boy, "I am old and
frail and I don't have many
years left, as a Catholic I will
sacrifice my
life and let you have the last
parachute." The boy said, "It's
OK, there's
a parachute left for you.
Tanzania's cleverest President
has taken my schoolbag."

 

[Mwendabure]

Huyu wetu ni Janga la kimataifa! Teh teh teh. Sipati picha alivyopasuka vipande.. Loh!

 

[Jeho]

Mbona hii ililetwa wiki iliyopita na fundiamny. Soma post za w2 wengine kabla hujapost.

 

[First Born]

Mbona hii ililetwa wiki iliyopita na fundiamny. Soma post za w2 wengine kabla hujapost.

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sio mbaya kwake ni mpya.

 

[fredmlay]

Duhh angalau nalala nikiwa zero stress

 

[Karry]

kha haya bana

Huyu wetu ni Janga la kimataifa! Teh teh teh. Sipati picha alivyopasuka vipande.. Loh!

 

[Husninyo]

Hahahahahaha! Umenichekesha sana.