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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ginner, Aug 8, 2011.

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    Ginner JF-Expert Member

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    airplane was about to crash;
    there were 5
    passengers on board but only
    4 parachutes. The first
    passenger said, " I'm Kobe
    Bryant, the best NBA
    basketball player, the Lakers
    need me, I can't afford to die....
    So he took
    the first pack and left the plane.
    The second
    passenger, Hillary Clinton,
    said, "I am the wife of the
    former president of the United
    States, I am also
    the most ambitious woman in
    the world and I am a New York
    Senator and a
    potential future president." She
    just took the second parachute
    and jumped
    out of the plane. The third
    passenger, J.K,
    said: "I'm President
    of Tanzania,
    I have a great responsibility
    being the
    leader of a nation.
    And above all I'm the cleverest
    President in Tanzanias history, so Tanzania's
    people won't let me die." So he
    put on the
    pack next to him and jumped
    out of the plane. The fourth
    passenger, the Pope, says to the
    fifth passenger, a 10 year-old
    school boy, "I am old and
    frail and I don't have many
    years left, as a Catholic I will
    sacrifice my
    life and let you have the last
    parachute." The boy said, "It's
    OK, there's
    a parachute left for you.
    Tanzania's cleverest President
    has taken my schoolbag."
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    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu wetu ni Janga la kimataifa! Teh teh teh. Sipati picha alivyopasuka vipande.. Loh!
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    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona hii ililetwa wiki iliyopita na fundiamny. Soma post za w2 wengine kabla hujapost.
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    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    sio mbaya kwake ni mpya.
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    fredmlay JF-Expert Member

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    Duhh angalau nalala nikiwa zero stress
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    Karry JF-Expert Member

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    kha haya bana
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha! Umenichekesha sana.