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THE BIBLE & THE COAL BASKET
The story is told of an old man who lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his yonug grandson. Each morning, Grandpa was up early...
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. The Maid defended herself by saying "Sir, you are my witness you know I never wear panties."
Pigia mstariii...
Rais wangu JK alikwishaulizwa na chombo kimoja cha habari cha kimataifa kuwa mgao wa umeme Tanzania kwa nini? akasema ni sababu ya ukame na serikali yake sio Mungu kuamulisha mvua ianze kunyesha...
Children were at a church for a sunday school session. At a certain moment during the divine teaching session,the Pastor asked the children; Are you ready now to go to heaven? While most of them...
siku moja mr & mrs walikuwa wamekaa sebuleni,
mr akataka kumsuprise mrs wake, akaenda chumbani
akaweka line mpya kwenye simu halafu akampigia mrs
wake aliye muacha sebuleni,.....
HELLOW DARLING...
NIMEPTA SEHEMU NIKAKUTA HUU MJADALA
"...Mgawo wa maji tuliukubali na tumeshazoea kununua kwa madumu,
Mgawo wa umeme tukaumiaaaa mwishoe tumezoea,
ukaja mgao wa mafuta huu ukawagusa wengi na...
Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....
They don't come to change the family, they are here to ... ( READ ON !)
The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a...
Mmasai alikanywa na wenzake asiende mombasa lkn akajitia hawezi kufanywa kitu kwani atajizngusha sime kiuono chote. Kufika Msa akapata kazi ya hoteli jikoni, Mgunya aliekuwa mkubwa wake udenda...
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half and hour, and then she hung up. ''Wow!'' said her father, '' That was short. You usually talk for two hourz. What happened!?''. ''Wrong...
There was a father who called his 5 small children together.
As the sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.
He explained to them that he won this toy as a...
maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have s3x in the village, maid Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.
Bakuli lenye jiwe ndani yake linaelea katika maji yaliyomo kwenye dishi kubwa.Kutokana na kuelea kwa bakuli hilo,kina cha maji yaliyomo kwenye dishi kilipanda.Baada ya hapo jiwe likatolewa na...
Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
Because I just love hearing this...
We all know how literally impossible it is to not offend SOMEONE these days, everyone is just SO ****ING TOUCHY... So this guide will help you on how to speak about the opposite sex in a...
At one time or the other, we have been insisted or we insist on ourselves to perform, to give, to show 100% of our ability. What does really 100% mean in LIFE? And what about 101%, can we achieve...
Nakupa pole rafiki yangu mpenzi BLACKBERRY kwa kuanguka na kuteguka goti....
You're Not Feeling Well.
So Brought Flowers For You To
Make You Feel Healthier And Happier
Katika hadithi za kutisha utotoni mimi naikumbuka ya yule mtoto mkorofi aliyebebwa na Jogoo miguu juu kichwa chini, nilikuwa nikimuona jogoo nakimbia ile mbaya.
Je wewe wakumbuka ipi??