Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain...
Kwenye daladala lifanyalo safari zake kati ya Kariakoo na Mbagala kulitokea wizi wa pochi ya mtu mmoja wa makamo,akiwa hajui hili wala lile wakati wa kutaka kutoa nauli walipofika Mivinjeni...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alikua anataka kasuku asiyetukana sasa akaenda posta na akamkuta mshkaji anauza kasuku akamuuliza ebana huyo kasuku niuzie ila ana matusi jamaa akadai hana sasa akataka kumpima km...
Leo nilifanya Ziara ya Burundi na rafiki yangu na tulitembelea miji ya Mabanda, Makamba na Bujumbura. Kwa kweli wenzetu wamejaaliwa kwa kua na wanawake wazuri. Jamani yaani hadi vijijini unawakuta...
A qualified Engineer married an educated girl!!
After two years of having tough life with her, the engineer got angry and send a note to his father inlaw :YOUR PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET MY...
A guy is working behind the bar at a downtown restaurant, when
an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous chick walks up and beckons him
with her finger.
She seductively says to him, "Hey big boy, can I...
​HOME INTERNAL MEMO FROM: FATHER
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES.
CC: MOTHER
DATE: TODAY
THE ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic...
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is...
Pengine wengine wawezamlaumu huyu bana lakini sasanaona anairudisha jf kwenye mstari si wengi wanapenda jf iwepo kama hivi ilivyo sasa na vigumu kuirekebisha kwa maneno basi nachukua wasaa huu...
A man called home to his wife and said, Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends
well be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to...
kuna mvuvi mmoja alioa mwanamke ambae hakubahatika kusoma, jamaa baadae mambo yakawa super akaamua kuwapeleka watoto english medium school. Kuna cku yule mama alienda kusalimia kwao akamkuta mama...
Kulikuwa na mkutano wa walimu kutoka shule kadhaa za sekondari hapa Tanzania ambazo ni Mzumbe, Kibaha, Senge, Kilakara, Mirambo na Galanosi basi ukaja wakati wa kuwapanga walimu MC akaanza wale...
Date::7/22/2009Polisi wafufua kitengo cha kuchunguza uhalifu mtandaoniNa Patricia Kimelemeta
JESHI la Polisi limeunda timu ya kuchunguza matukio ya uhalifu kwa njia ya mitandao, simu za...
Ngriiiii ngriiiiiiiiiiiiiii simu inaita,JK anapokea simu
JK:Hallow
Pinda:Hallow mkuu za uko
JK:Salama hofu kwenu ninyi mlio uko
Pinda:Mkuu bunge uku limewaka moto hali si shwari
JK:Mmecheki na...
Sharobaro mmoja alitembelea kijiji kimoja mkoani sumbawanga.Alipokuwa huko aliamua kuvinjari mitaa mbali mbali kijijini hapo.Cha ajabu kila mwanakijiji aliyekutana naye,alimwangalia kwa mshangao...