There were three men who were lost in the forest.They were then captured by cannibals.The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.First step of the trial...
Athumani:
Alimkosea nini Mungu mpaka ikaibuka huu msemo: MUNGU SI ATHUMANI
Mtemakuni
Huyu alipata adhabu gani mpaka huu mkwala ukaibuliwa "UTAKIONA CHA MTEMAKUNI"
Sikukuu ya Iddi
Ina nini hasa...
There appeared a question in biology examination asking "Which mosquito transmits malaria parasites to people?".
One of the student could just remember that the gender of that mosquito is...
Kuna mwenda wazimu mmoja alipita kwa spid ya ajabu akiwa uchi porini wale wanyama wote wakala kona fisi akamfuata simba akamwambia vp wewe si mfalme wa pori simba akamjibu namshangaa huyu mmyama...
HOME INTERNAL MEMO
FROM : MOTHER
TO : ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES
CC : FATHER
DATE : TODAY
ECONOMIC SITUATION, HIGH FOOD COST AND GROUND RULES
Due to the current economic situation...
Kuna skuli nilikuwa nafundisha baada ya kumaliza form six. Nilikuwa nafundisha Physics&Mathematics. Nilikuwa mwl mdogo kuliko wote pale shule. Pia nilikuwa karibu sana na wanafunzi. Mabinti...
Kuna mtoto mmoja hv alichelewa kuongea had anafka miaka 8 hakuwah kuongea..cku moja hv akiwa na miaka 8 na miezi kama 7 ivi akaongea neno moja tu "babu" bac baada ya cku tatu yule babu akafa..cku...
Hivi kwanini gari za polisi zinaendelea kuitwa 'difenda' huku nyingi siku hizi zikiwa Landcruiser ?
Hivi kwanini vituo vya mafuta vinaitwa ''sheli' huku tukifahamu kampuni ya Shell haipo nchi ...
Kuna rafiki yangu anafanya kazi Umoja wa Mataifa alienda mogadishu,Somalia kikazi kwa siku 3 karudi juzi anasema pamoja na vita vya miaka 20 muda wote alipokuwepo Mogadishu umeme ulipatikana kwa...
Dear god, I pray, that when the sni grows and blackwash spreads it will not be constituted by cowards and liberals who are afraid to take a stand. Lets not desire unity for unitys sake. Dear...
Mtoto alikuwa anamadidhia baba yake. baba john uwa ananiambia nivue nguo na yeye anavua kisha anaingiza mdudu wake kwangu.baba kusikia hivyo akafoka shenzi USHATOBWA WEWE DU!
Enjoy the latest version of methali made in Kenya...
1. Aliye na macho hanywi Yokozuna
2. Mgema akisifiwa, watu wanakufa Nyahururu.
3. Umoja ni estate, utengano ni set book
4...
Jamani naombeni ushaur wa kiroho.mimi natamani kuokoka lakini kila nikitafakir kuacha pombe naona kama nakosa kitu kikibwa sana ktk maisha yangu ambacho ndicho kinachonipaga kujiskia mtu hapa...