Hi!
Sina muda mrefu sana kujisajili kuwa member ndani ya jamvi la wenye upeo mkubwa wa kufiria,
nilikuwa nikisoma tu, lakini hatimae tarehe 11 july nikaona niyavulie haya maji ili niyaoge...
Mateja walikutana na mama mmoja wakasema hawataki cha ziada toka kwake labda kumfanyizia kitu kibaya.
Yule mama kwa upole akawambia kuwa yeye hana hiana lakini anawaonea huruma kwa vile bado ni...
Masawe alikutwa na mkewe akiwa analoweka M.a.p.u.m.b.u kwenye beseni la maji, mke kamuulizo kulikoni???
Jamaa likajibu eti anatafuta pancha kisa m.b.o.o haisimami!!!!!!!!
Kaaaaah kumbeee???
Kuwa shabiki wa arsenal raha yake ndio hii. Jamaa kavaa jezi ya arsenal, kampa ombaomba pesa ya msaada kakataa, kwenye daladala abiria wanampisha siti, kampa konda nauli kakataa kasema nenda tu...
"Last week was his birthday and he didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
He went downstairs for breakfast hoping his wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have...
wake wenye kupenda kujua
now clouds tv wanarudia kipindi cha mtv base
anahojiwa aliko dangote
mnigeria no 51 duniani kwa utajiri
the richest african alive
Sisi midume bana usimue demu kaacha wazi sehemu yake ya mwili, tutaitolea macho hapo khaa....
hasa kwenye daladala demu akiwa amevaa kimini utachungulia mapaja, kitop utaangalia kiunoni.
SASA JE...
Enzi hizo Rais akiwa anafanya ziara watu tulikuwa tunakusanyika barabarani tunampungia mkono.siku hizi wapi bana nani anamuda na misafa ya viongozi.Enzi hizo shule asubuhi tunakimbia mchakamchaka...
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given...
nimeona mara nyingi watu hawajawahi hata kuonana mara moja, lakini siku wakionana tu mmoja anaanza kumuona mwenzake ana ringa.
Au binti anampeleka mchumba kwao ili akajitambulishe, wazazi...
Akikasirika ndio utaona anavyotukana kwa kiinglysh.
Mtu akinitukana kwa makolokocho ambayo siyaelewi wala huwa siumii.
Ila yale matusi ya darasa la pili B kichwa kama boga huwa yananiuma sana.
Hallo wadau.
Katika kukumbushana old kanumba's primary school leo tukumbushane hadithi na vitabu vya k iswahili vya Tujifunze lugha yetu.
Unakumbuka hadithi gani?
Ulipenda wahusika gani na...
kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajari ya gari kwa bahati mbaya akachanika mdomo,ikabidi akimbizwe hospitali..kufika chumba cha upasuaji akakuta daktari anamalizia kumtahiri mtu mwingine,alipomaliza...
Yuko wapi jamani??
nishakimisssssssss kile kiuno!!!!!!!!!!
room la kulala mwanaume nk
au kajifungua?
au yuko safarini?
au ndo au?
mwambieni ajitokeze jamani niwe napoteza mafeelings!
This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a...
Today is when your man will be needing you the most
After a humiliation that he will never forget in his lifetime. (8-2 defeat)
Do him a favor and do it for love
Buy him some beer and show up...