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Mugabe really bricking it now Gaddafi is dead
Oct 21st, 2011
Zimbabwes President Robert Mugabe is reportedly shitting himself over the fact that now Muammar...
Therez a guy sittin at a bar,just lookin at his drink.he stays like that 4 half an hour.
Soon,a big trouble makin truckdrive step next 2him,take the drink from the guy n just drink it al down...
Jaama aliingia kwenye daladala,akakutana na dada m1,mazungumzo yalikuwa hv.....
Jamaa:Samahan dada et we unaitwa google?
Dada:Hapana...,mbona umedhania hvyo...?
Jamaa:Kwa sababu una kila kitu...
1. July 2011 has:
5 Fridays
5 Saturdays
5 Sundays
This happens every 823 years. Hence next combination will be in July year 2, 834
2. This year we are going to to experience four unusual...
datz is what i like abt muslim hawapendi utan kabisa na dini yao na ukitania wanakua wakali kwel kwel...ila hawa washamba wanaotania dini ya kikristo huwa wananikera sana na nashangaa kwann...
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half Discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with Fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well Developed and open...
Tafiti nyingi zilizofanywa kuhusiana na upotezaji muda unaofanywa na waajiriwa ni kwamba, wafanyakazi maofisini huwa wanapoteza saa tatu kila siku katika kufanya mambo ambayo hayana maana kwa...
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye...
There was a Blind girl who hated her self just because she was blind,She hated every one,Except her loving boyfriend,He was always there for her,She said if she could only see the world she would...
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain...
Kundi la wapiganaji la Somalia la Al Shabaab limefadhaishwa na taarifa za Kenya kuwahusisha na utekaji nyara wa raia wa kigeni wanne, wamedai wenyewe hawajihusishi na utekaji nyara wala uharamia...
Mogae ataka wapenzi wa
jinsia moja wahalalishwe
19 Oktoba 2011 14:50
Botswana haina budi
kuhalalisha wapenzi wa jinsia
moja na biashara ya ukahaba ili
kuzuia kusambaa kwa
maambukizi ya...
Wana JF naomba kuuliza na labda kuna watu wengine pia wangependa kujua.
Mkuu kibweka ni mtu wa namna gani?
1:Ni mpole sana au mkali.
2:Ni mtundu au mkimya.
3:Ni mcheshi au mkimya.
4:NI mpweke au...
Ni jana tu usiku alikuwa anachezea Laptop yangu.
Leo nimefika Job,nafungua Yahoo Mail,automatic ika m sign in Yeye (May be bila kujua ali set "Sign in automatic" Option.
Nashawishika Kusoma Mails...
Gaddafi ili kuzima tetesi za kufa kwake amejitokeza Benghazi katika kituo cha TV ya rats kuthibitisha kuwa kweli ameuawa.
Amewapongeza rats kwa kuuza uhuru wa Libya kwa wazungu na kuwatakia...
Men 're just happier people --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Everything in your face stays its original colour
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs (usafiri) look
People...
This is a good reminder .
A pretty woman was serving life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her
situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another
year in...