Fredwash
JF-Expert Member
- Oct 27, 2009
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Wabongo kweli ni noma...check huyu mshkaji alivyokomaa kwenye interview:
5000 candidates assembled in a large room for an interview
Interviewer: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know
JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but
I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a
try'
Interviewer: Candidates who never had experience of managing
more than 100 people may leave..
2000 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself ' I never managed
anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What
can happen to me?' So he stays.
Interviewer: Candidates who do not have management diplomas
may leave.
500 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself, 'I left school at 16
(std seven) but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in
the room.
Lastly, Interviewer asked the candidates who do not speak
Xitsonga to leave. 498 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself, ' I do not speak one
word of Xitsonga but what do I have to lose?' So he
stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
Interviewer joined them and said 'Apparently you are the
only two candidates who speak Xitsonga, so I'd now like
to hear you have a conversation together in that
language.'
Calmly, Man from Bongo turns to the other candidate and
says...... Mambo vipi?'
The other candidate answers Poa mkuu... Naona
umeng'ang'ana kinoma...!
5000 candidates assembled in a large room for an interview
Interviewer: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know
JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but
I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a
try'
Interviewer: Candidates who never had experience of managing
more than 100 people may leave..
2000 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself ' I never managed
anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What
can happen to me?' So he stays.
Interviewer: Candidates who do not have management diplomas
may leave.
500 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself, 'I left school at 16
(std seven) but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in
the room.
Lastly, Interviewer asked the candidates who do not speak
Xitsonga to leave. 498 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself, ' I do not speak one
word of Xitsonga but what do I have to lose?' So he
stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
Interviewer joined them and said 'Apparently you are the
only two candidates who speak Xitsonga, so I'd now like
to hear you have a conversation together in that
language.'
Calmly, Man from Bongo turns to the other candidate and
says...... Mambo vipi?'
The other candidate answers Poa mkuu... Naona
umeng'ang'ana kinoma...!
