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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jewel, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    Jamani, nyie mmebadili au bado liko la “Honey”?


    Marriage historical trends:

    A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "Honey My life"

    After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"

    After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"

    After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"

    After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"

    AFTER 15 years of marriage he changed the number to “Taliban”
     
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    nyangau Member

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    imenifurahisha hapo kwenye after 5 years
     
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    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    afande kova
     
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    ole wake siku mkewe akiji beep na kuona hilo jina la Adolf Hitler au afande Kova
     
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    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Gadafi
     
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    Tibaigana
     
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    mi ndo kwanza uchumba,mchumba angu kanisave "AFANDE MWITA" niliumia sana!!!!
     
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    Vuvuzela!
     
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    Du! nitaolewa kweli, kwan sababu ni nn?
     
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    Mpiga debe!,Kamanda waangu,Mjeda!!
     
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    kimeo,lol!
     
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    Idi amini
     
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    kuna mdada anam-save mumewe 'sp', meaning special poject
     
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    tuliza munkali utaolewa tu..............
     
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    IGWE JF-Expert Member

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    Huwa inasaidia?
     
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    Kama miaka ikienda majina nayo yanabadilika na kuwa mabaya hivyo,c hatari hiyo IGWE!
     
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    Mussolin
     
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    Guantanamo...
     
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    Jey Key
     
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