A Girls Prayer
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks...
Assalam Alaikum.....
Sir.
This letter is not intended to cause any embarrassment but just to contact your esteem self-following the knowledge of your high repute and Trustworthiness . I am...
Kwetu Mbeya kulikuwa na daladala (Mzunguko) mmoja unaitwa Mafegi, huo ulikuwa ni noma. Rangi nzuri, mziki mnene, kitu kipyaaaaa, haukudumu, ulichomwa moto na washindani wake.
Kulikuwa na...
MAHALI:SEHEMU YOYOTE YENYE ACCES YA INTERNET
MASHARTI YA KUJIUNGA
lazima uwe mwanachama wa jf kwa kipindi chote tangu JF inaanzishwa
lazima uwe ni mtu ambaye thread zako zinapata wachangiaji wengi...
Do You Know Who your Role Model is?
NO CHEATING I was really surprised to find out who my role model was.
FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL..
DO THE SIMPLE MATHS BELOW,
THEN GO...
once i was told by my friend(she) that tanzanians are not good in answering questions but i was against her...yesterday i was required to prove that...on that thread there was more than 20...
Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi?
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LAW OF QUEUE:
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha
unakwenda mbio zaidi...
An Angry Wife said To Her Husband on Phone: "Where the Hell Are You ... ?"
Husband:Darling You Remember That Jewelry Shop Where You Saw the Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I...
Jamaa flani alipata demu msafiii.akaamua kumpia saundi.katika hali ya kumwaga mistari ghafla bunduki yake ikasmama..dah.jamaa ilibidi aende chemba na kufungua zipu na kutoa bunduki yake na...
Mchungaji alikuwa akifungisha ndoa kati ya mashoga wawili.Akashindwa kuamua nani aitwe mke na nani mume.Baada ya kutafakari kwa muda,mchungaji akasema;Man and Man,i now pronounce you Man United!
Wapo watu ,anaweza kuwa mke/mumeo au mwanao au ndugu yako au
office mate /house mate na kadhalika lakini wana tabia ambazo mimi huwa
naziita 'very interesting'.......mfano..
uko sebuleni...
mimi ni mpezi wakucheki katuni za cd na kweny magazeti,yani unaweza kunikuta nacheka mwenyewe.katuni za kwenye cd niipedayo ni ya tom and jery,za kwenye magzeti ni kingo inayochorwa na gayo,Tozi...