Je kuna ukweli ukweli

[actus]

Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi?​

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LAW OF QUEUE:​

Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha
unakwenda mbio zaidi.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE:​

Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:​

Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza
kuwasha ili uikune

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LAW OF THE ALIBI:​

Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari
lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli

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BATH THEOREM:​

Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:​

Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa
na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae

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LAW OF THE RESULT:​

Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako
imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:​

Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale
ambapo huwezi kujikuna

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THEATRE RULE:​

Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika

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LAW OF COFFEE:​

Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi
atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.

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[The Boss]

very very true....lol

 

[Roulette]

Law of the wrong keys: kila ufikapo mlangoni, funguo ya kwanza utakayo jaribu itakua sio yenyewe, hasa kama unahitaji kutumia choo as an emergency... (Murphy's law)

 

[chapaa]

It might be

 

[the grate]

Somehow true

 

[feis buku]

THEATRE RULE:hii iko poa sana!

 

[mkale]

BATH THEOREM: ni kweli kabisa.

 

[figganigga]

kila unapoingia jf kujibu post yako unakutana na post kibao za kucomment.mia

 

[Erickb52]

Dah nimezipenda zote aisee kwa kuwa ni za ukweli. Ya telephone iko fulllllll

 

[Jaguar]

LAW OF ERROR REPETITION;Mtoto mdogo asiyeweza kujua kipi kiatu cha kushoto na kipi cha kulia,daima huvaa viatu ndivyo sivyo,kiatu cha kushoto atavaa kulia and vice-versa.

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

LAW OF MARIAGE
Mara nyingi mke wa mtu huonekana ni mtamu kuliko mwanamke asiye olewa.

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Hii hutokea wakati fulani

 

[chapaa]

Duuu!mkuu umesha wahi kuonja???

LAW OF MARIAGE
Mara nyingi mke wa mtu huonekana ni mtamu kuliko mwanamke asiye olewa.

 

[Roulette]

LAW OF MARIAGE
Mara nyingi mke wa mtu huonekana ni mtamu kuliko mwanamke asiye olewa.

Mmmmhhhh.... Hujaelewa mada, umeishia kutoa siri.

 

[Katavi]

Kuna ukweli.

 

[Ndibalema]

Aisee ni ukweli mtupu.