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# Je kuna ukweli ukweli

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by actus, Oct 25, 2011.

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### actusSenior Member

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Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi?​
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LAW OF QUEUE:​
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha
unakwenda mbio zaidi.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE:​
Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:​
Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza
kuwasha ili uikune

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LAW OF THE ALIBI:​
Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari
lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli

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BATH THEOREM:​
Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:​
Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa
na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae

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LAW OF THE RESULT:​
Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako
imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:​
Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale
ambapo huwezi kujikuna

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THEATRE RULE:​
Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika

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LAW OF COFFEE:​
Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi
atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.

2. ### The BossJF-Expert Member

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very very true....lol

3. ### RouletteJF-Expert Member

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Law of the wrong keys: kila ufikapo mlangoni, funguo ya kwanza utakayo jaribu itakua sio yenyewe, hasa kama unahitaji kutumia choo as an emergency... (Murphy's law)

4. ### chapaaJF-Expert Member

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It might be

5. ### the grateJF-Expert Member

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Somehow true

6. ### feis bukuJF-Expert Member

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THEATRE RULE:hii iko poa sana!

7. ### MkaleJF-Expert Member

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BATH THEOREM: ni kweli kabisa.

8. ### figganiggaJF-Expert Member

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kila unapoingia jf kujibu post yako unakutana na post kibao za kucomment.mia

9. ### Erickb52JF-Expert Member

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Dah nimezipenda zote aisee kwa kuwa ni za ukweli. Ya telephone iko fulllllll

10. ### JaguarJF-Expert Member

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LAW OF ERROR REPETITION;Mtoto mdogo asiyeweza kujua kipi kiatu cha kushoto na kipi cha kulia,daima huvaa viatu ndivyo sivyo,kiatu cha kushoto atavaa kulia and vice-versa.

11. ### THK DJAYZZJF-Expert Member

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LAW OF MARIAGE
Mara nyingi mke wa mtu huonekana ni mtamu kuliko mwanamke asiye olewa.

12. ### Donnie CharlieJF-Expert Member

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Hii hutokea wakati fulani

13. ### chapaaJF-Expert Member

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Duuu!mkuu umesha wahi kuonja???

14. ### RouletteJF-Expert Member

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Mmmmhhhh.... Hujaelewa mada, umeishia kutoa siri.

15. ### KataviPlatinum Member

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