JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A month ago, I read that smoking can kill me, so i quit smoking; Two weeks ago, I read that nyamachoma can kill me, I stopped eating nyamachoma; One week ago, I read that drinking too can kill me...
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A Rude Drunk
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a...
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Guilty Howard
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear...
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Jaman watumishi wa serikali!Jaman watumishi wa serikali nyie!
Watumishi wa serikali walienda kwa babu Loliondo, baada ya kupata kikombe babu akawaambia,
"haya 500 yangu"
si wakatoa kadi za bima ya...
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mwalimu mmoja wa PHYSICS alikutwa akitongoza mwanamke mitaa ya uswahilini kiphysics zaidi kama ifwatavyo.
listen baby wheneva i see u ma heart accelerate 2 da maximum velocity `v`, initially...
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Jamaa yangu huwa nafanya part time job baada ya masomo yake muda wa jioni nchini Norway. Hivi karibuni kakutana na kauli ya dharau toka kwa kibabu kinachotunzwa ktk nyumba za wazee. Jamaa wakati...
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Teacher: - What's wrong?
Johnny: - Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same
bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slapped my face...
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ebana leo nimeshuka ubungo terminal kutoka mkoa, nikaenda kupanda daladala za gongo la mboto (DCM aka gobore), daladala zikawa za kugombania lakini nikabahatisha kupanda japo sikupata siti...
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Kwa wale wenzangu mliopitia JKT kwa mujibu wa sheria au vinginevyo.
Ni mkasa gani MKUBWA ambao ulikumbana nao ukiwa JKT aidha kwa uzembe wako mwenyewe kwa kutozingatia kanuni na sheria za JKT...
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Kwa hakika ni jambo la kushukuru kwa kuwa na afya tele mpaka muda huu,
ni wengi wagonjwa, waliokata tamaa, waliofiwa, wenye mahasibu chungu nzima, tuwape pole na tuwafariji.
Na sisi tulio na...
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wakuu natafuta nyumba urgently.
iwe single self maeneo ya mjini karibu na barabara ya moshi arusha.mwenye kufahamu anipm fasta.
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Juzi wakati niko sehemu na washikaji tunapiga stori za maisha na bongo yetu iliyolaaniwa kwa ufisadi. Ghafla akapita dada ambaye amebarikiwa 'usafiri'. Macho ya Watu wote tulokuwa pale...
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Kila mtu ana vitu anavyopenda, list your top three starehe. 1 means unaipenda zaidi , mfano are;
1. Kudinyana
2. Kutaga
3. Kulala
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INSHAALAH KESHO 6/11/2011 WAISLAM NCHINI...
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Nimekuwa nasoma threads mbalimbali za members hapa jf,jinsi watu tunavyojadili huwa naona kuna wengine wanafahamiana physically!hii imenisukuma kuuliza hilo,mimi binafsi simfahamu yeyote hata kama...
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kwa utafiti wangu nimeona Saint Ivuga , Aminata & Husninyo ni mtu mmoja,mods ina mana hamwezi kuzuia watu kuwa na ID zaidi ya moja?
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Faizafoxy = PAW or Faizafoxy = Invisible
Which one is the right answer!!!!
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Duuh, kila siku watu wanachapwa ban....halaf wanalalamikaaaaa!
mi nina hamu na ban, nifanyeje?
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Chuki ya nini kati yangu mimi na wewe.
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