ha ha ha uwiiiiiii!!...Uswazi nomaaa!!!

ha ha ha uwiiiiiii!!...Uswazi nomaaa!!!

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Teacher: - What's wrong?
Johnny: - Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same
bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slapped my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Johnny:- Dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead
still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was
breathing erratically, kicking her legs up desperately & squealing like a
hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm
coming, r u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I'm also coming!”
 
Mara dog apayuke...i can do the same daddy,wtt ckuhz nomaa!
 
Jonny hana kosa, wazazi ndo wanapswa kutafuta nyumba inayolingana na mahitaji, la sivyo jonny ataendelea kuwaambia tu wamsubiri na yeye anacum.
 
Hutu tujamaa na ujanja wake wote leo tumepatikana, hahahaa!
 
Ingawa imerudiwa, haiboi kabisaa.. So funnnyyyy...
 
hiyo ndo maisha bora kwa kila mtanzania
 
ooopppppsssssssss! am back from church
 
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