Mwalimu: Baba yako anamiaka mingapi?
Dogo: Ni miaka saba kama mimi.
Mwalimu: Acha utani, itakuwaje uwe umri sawa na Baba yako?
Dogo: Unajua Baba aliikataa mimba, ila alikuja kukubari baada ya...
Eti jamani, ni haki kaka kumlinda mdogo wake wa kike ambaye ni zaidi ya miaka 18 asiwe na Boy Friend?
Mie huyu kaka yangu mwenzenu keshanichosha, natamani hata kumtovuga!
Eti:
1.Maskini,waoga na washamba-SUA
2.Matajir wajanja na wenye akili za maisha-MU (MZUMBE)
3.Wenye akili chache, wavivu,wahuni na matozi (sharobaro),masister duu-CBE DAR
4.Malaya,wasanii,wauza...
Nimeamini makonda wa daladala tangu wanapoondoka majumbani mwao hadi wanapopanda kitandani, wanakutana na vituko vingi katika shughuli yao hiyo. Wapo abiria waelewa na wapo wasioelewa na...
Wenzetu wa mikoa ya Pwani, Tanga, Dares Salaam na visiwani huwa nacheka mpaka basi ukiwasikia wanavyoongea kiswahili. Haya ni baadhi ya maneno yao1) Bwana anakuja - aja; 2) Anaenda-aenda; 3)...
An old masai man was
struggling a bit with english in
abroad. He enters a restaurant
and wants to order chicken
but he can't remember what is
chicken in english. So he sees one guy at a table...
Wana JF...
Ndugu yenu nipo kwenye wakati mgumu hakuna kipindi kigumu kwenye maisha yangu kama iki...
Hizo benki zote zinanidai jumla ya milioni 80
Kila benki nilikopa milioni 20...
Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye hata mwacha na atamridhisha kitandani.
kesho yake akashangaa jamaa anagonga mlango hana miguu wala...
TEACHER: Why did you laugh?
BOY: I saw 1 strip of your brazia.
TEACHER: Get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed.
TEACHER: why did you laugh?
BOY: I...
Nimejiuliza sana, leo nimeona bora niulize tu ingawa wengi watasema nimekuja na katabia kangu ka ukabila. Liwalo na liwe.
Naomba nijuzeni waungwana, kuna hawa watu wanajiita wachaga........sijui...
Hii ni Post yangu ya 499.
Nimeshamaliza kuuza Binzali yangu sasa kale kafaida ningependa nishirikiane na yeyote katika kukala.
Jaribu kuandika kitu kitakachoniudhi au kunifurahisha na kufanya Post...
HouseGirl alipika mchicha ila haukuiva,mama aliporudi wakati anakula akagundua mchicha mbichi,akamwambia housegirl kuwa mchicha haujaiva ila yeye(HouseGirl) akabisha, mama kwa hasira akasema...
A salesman was attending an interview for a new job.
"so how old are you,sir?" asked the manager
"forty" replied the salesman.
"how long did you work at previous company?"
"fifty years" he...