JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
...Mzee wa baraza alikuwa anasinzia wakati kesi ya shambulizi la aibu ikiendelea. Hakimu: Mlalamikaji hebu ieleze mahakama alichokuambia mshitakiwa. Mlalamikaji: mheshimiwa maneno aliyoniambia...
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Katika pitapita zangu google nimeshangaa kukutana na hii link,kweli huu ni mwisho wa dunia kama vijana wa kibongo wamefikia hatua ya kujitangaza kutafuta mabwana.too bad Friends Tanzania - dating...
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Mobile phones - wireless! cooking- fireless, food - fatless, Dress - sleeveless, Yøuth - jøbless, Leaders - shameless.heeeeeeee, ongeza na za kwako..
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Our Steve Jobs who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy iPads come, thy iPod's sung on Earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily street cred As we show cred to those who offend us...
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A woman is having sex with her lover in an apartment 20 stories high. Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching So she tells the lover: "do not move at all. I...
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Baada ya siku 60 kuanzia leo, mambo yafuatayo yatatokea kwangu mimi Handsome wa mama. 1. Nitaapishwa rasmi kuwa waziri wa upuuzi na mipango ya gafula gafula. 2. Nitatunukiwa PHD ya heshima hivyo...
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Au ndio ameshastaafu kutoa tiba maana nataka nimpelea jirani yangu. Mliokunywa mnaonaje?
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Sijui ni makusudi au bahati mbaya au coincidence. Ufukunyuku wa muda mfupi niloufanya nimegundua jambo hili limeanza kufanyika kwa kasi ya ajabu sana na baada ya muda kuna uwezekano yale majina...
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Kasisi mmoja akiwa anawahi kutoa 'huduma' mahali pa sherehe ya heshima alisimamishwa na askari trafiki aliyejifanya serious akimzushia yule Kasisi kwa kukiuka sheria za barabarani. Kasisi...
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HEART?BRAIN?LIVER?ANUS?Who is the Leader?|The human is wondering who is the Leader?!|.|The HEART says:It's me,I circulate the blood|.>|The BRAIN says:NO!,It's me because I control...
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Happy birthday Nguruvi3. Mwenyezi Mungu akujaalie maisha marefu.....
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Heshima mbele wakuu.poleni na kazi ngumu ya kusherehekea miaka 50 migumu Kuna kitu kinanitatiza sana kichwani nadhani wenzangu mnaweza kunisaidia, nimetembelea bar nyingi kanda ya ziwa wahudumu...
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Jukwaa la MMU inaweza kukosa mvuto kwa ajili ya jukwaa la Chit Chat,hii ni kutokana na members wa MMU kuhamia huku halafu isitoshe huku mada zote zinajadiliwa.
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et kuwa na madem weng ni umaarufu!
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On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St Peter to admit them to Heaven. While...
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Kuna mzee moja alikuwa akifanya kazi ya ofisi flani ,sasa huwa muda mwingi wanaingia asubuhi saa11 na kutoka saa5 usiku. Siku moja akiwa nyumbani amekaa sebleni mtoto wake akaja,kwa kuwa hamjui...
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wknd hyooo whre da party @!
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Wakuu heshima mbele. Nimeanza mwezi wa kumi na mbili kwa faraja kuu. Kwamba ifikapo tarehe 09 natimiza umri wa miaka 50-sambamba na uhuru wa Tanganyika. Kwa kweli ni safari ndefu sana, na naomba...
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Wana JF wenzangu leo tarehe 09.12 ndo nasherekea siku yangu ya kuzaliwa nikiwa nimetimiza miaka 42. Namshukuru MUNGU kwa kuniwezesha kutimiza umri huu nikiwa na afya njema.
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The more candles, the bigger the wish. Wishing you everything happy for your birthday. May all your dreams and wishes come true! Wishing you all the best on your speacial day May the best of your...
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