Habari zenu kwa ujumla,natumaini hamjambo na weekend imeisha salama,kwangu mie siku ya leo sijaamka vizuri kutokana na yaliyonitokea alfajiri ya leo,Wakuu hivi nimfanyeje jirani yangu huyu...
Nawapongeza vijana wangu wanao tumia akili zao kiubunifu kwa kutuletea story mpya kila siku. Ila sasa Kitendo cha kupenda kurudia rudia story mnao jielewa mnaniboa bora muache kwa kweli. Mnatetea...
Mchungaji m1 aliamua kuivunja siku ya juma2 na kutoa nafas kwa waumin wake kushuhudia #1: mchungaj asante kwa maomb yak coz zman nlikua nkenda haja kubwa ctoi ki2 nlivyoenda kwa dokta akanambia...
Tosabiso abangise moningate ya KRESOMAS motema na yaya tete nangai. Izamote na mwana nzambe ya 25/desembeo, boli ya zai na zambe bolingo ya suko teyo.
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Wanajamii forum huu mwaka tutakutana wapi japo hata tubadilishane mawazo labda utaratibu ulishatoka ila hatuwezi kumaliza mwaka bila hata kukutana kwa kupongezana na kujipanga kwa mwaka ujao.
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Mtoto mmoja aliokota kondomu iliokwisha tumika, akaiweka mdomoni huku akienda nyumbani. mama yake alipomuona akamwambia, tupa hiyo chafu...... mtoto akajibu naitupa ila uji wote nimeshaunywa.
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...
More than one million tourists visited Kenya this year despite numerous travel advisories, figures released by the Kenya Tourism Board (KTB) show. The industry weathered Al-Shabaab attacks and...
jaman jaman jaman hivi hizo likes zinatolewa kwa ubaguz au? Natumia nokia e65 na pia browser ni opera min 6.5 tangu nimejiunga nasikiaga watu wanapeana likes ila mim sijawah kuona hcho kitufe...
Imagine yale mabao ya usiku katika mechi yangekuwa na sauti! Yan masikio yangeziba make mara huku pyuuuuuu!!!!!! mara titktitktitkti!!!! mara papapapap!!!!!! na milio mingine ongezea
Mke kamkuta mume wake kaweka m*** yake kwenye beseni la maji; akashtuka na kwa taharuki kamuuliza,
"mbona umeweka m**** yako kwenye beseni?" mume akamjibu,
"Natafuta puncture maana leo siku ya...
Mume: nambie ukweli mke wangu, hivi ushavunja uaminifua mara ngapi?
Mke:siku 1 nililala na mwenye nyumba sababu alidai kodi.
Mume: sio mbaya.
Mke:mara ya pili siku ulipofanyiwa operation tukiwa...
Jamaa karudi home usiku wa manane.Moja kwa moja akazama chumbani,akafunua blanketi,akaiona miguu minne badala ya miwili aliyozoea.Jamaa akafunika blanketi taaratibu,akachukua bonge la...
jamaa mmoja wa kichaga alikuwa anachota maji kisiman kwa bahat mbaya akadumbukia kisiman mkewe akaja na kamb mpya kumuokoa mumewe akamuuliza hy kamb umenunua sh ngap?mkewe buku mumewe rudisha kwa...
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