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Women: A Chemical Analysis in Men

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoboasiri, Dec 31, 2011.

  1. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    ELEMENT: Women.
    SYMBOL: Wo.
    ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg.
    OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas[h=4]PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:[/h]1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
    2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
    3. Melts if given special treatment.
    4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
    5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
    6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.[h=4]CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:[/h]1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
    2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
    3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no kown reason.
    4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
    5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.[h=4]COMMON USES:[/h]1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
    2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
    3. Very effective cleaning agent.[h=4]TESTS:[/h]1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
    2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.[h=4]HAZARDS:[/h]1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
    2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.Not to be disclosed without prior notification.

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    Hii imetulia mkuu
  3. Kibirizi

    Kibirizi JF-Expert Member

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    Du mzee unatisha, hii imekaa vizuri kabisa na ime reflect how intellectual u are, na hakika watakao elewa hii ni wachache sana, kwanza lazima uwe umesoma science mambo ya properties ya element/metal mbalimbali.