a was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men.
And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks.
Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in...
MONEY CAN BUY:
bed but not sieep
books but not brain
cosmetics but not beauty
a house but not a home
food but not appetite
religion but not salvation
luxuries but not culture
a passport to...
Katika purukushani zangu za hapa na pale kuna memba mmoja wa JF wa zamani (jina kapuni) akanionesha demu wa JF. Kuingia JF na kuona avatar yake wache niumie mbavu kwa kucheka, ni vitu viwili...
...kwamba dar ilifanyika mechi ya mpira wa miguu kati ya C.C.M na CHADEMA.Mpaka kipindi cha kwanza kinakwisha CHADEMA 3-0 C.C.M.Baada ya C.C.M kuona hali imekuwa mbaya wakaweka mpira kwapani kisha...
Mtoto: baba sasa ivi saa ngapi?
Baba: mabetri yaliisha chaji kwa hiyo saa imesimama.
baada ya kuweka mabetri;
Mtoto: baba unaifanya nini hiyo saa?
Baba: nairekebisha ili iwe sawa na saa...
At the age of 6 yrs Mommy, I love you.
At 10yrs Mom, whatever.
At 16 yrs My mom is so annoying.
At 18 I wanna leave this house.
At 25yrs Mom you were right.
At 30 yrs I...
Katika kutekeleza majukumu ya kikazi mkoa mmoja kusini mwa tz,mtoto wa mkulima alienda kukagua visima. Alipopelekwa akataka achungulie ndani. Kuchungulia akaona kitu kama chura,akauliza: humu...
John alimtembelea rafiki yake Japhet ili ajue maendeleo ya ujenzi wa nyumbaya Japhet. John akafika kwenye hiyo nyumba mpya ya japhet na kumkuta rafikiye akitokwa na majasho mengi huku akiwa bize...
haya baada yakutafakari muelekeo wa siasa za nchi yetu ninahisi kuwa kuna uwezekano wa uhusiano wa Jina la kiongozi na hali ya nchi, kwa mfano Nyerere na swala zima la ujamaa jina likiwa na asili...
Mamb ni vije? Kwenu Jf members eeba! Wakuu mi nimeleta thead hapa jamvini tofauti na wengine mimi ¤napenda sana kuishi vijijini ¤napenda kumtumikia mungu¤sipendi sifa¤napenda kuchati with...
Smile jamvini karibu, Japo waona aibu.
Mimi si mtabibu, Ila mama Umemtibu.
Member wote tuliomba, Mama apate kupona.
Sina haja ya kupamba, Kila mtu aliona.
AshaDii alikwambia, Mungu ataporidhia...