......kumuona spika wa bunge wa nchi moja barani afrika akiwa bila wigi kichwani kupitia TBC1.Ghafla mwanangu ameanza kulia,kwa hiyo niko busy kumbembeleza.
Saburi la kichina.,...tumbo la kichina...titi la kichina... Tumbo la kichina....nywele za kichina...guu la kichina...kucha za kichina...kope za kichinaaa...hin haaaaaaa
Wana JF mtu akikwambia kazi ni kwako maaana yake huko mbeleni unakazi ya ziada kuweza kuvuka kikwazo(utajiju huko mbeleni kwa lugha ya mitaaani)sasa vodacom wanaamaana gani kwa sisi watumiaji...
are you game? Inatakiwa tuwe idadi ya watu 10. Ili kuwe na gender balance itatikiwa kua 5/5
usafiri tayari upo. Hakikisha una pesa sio chini ya 1 M. uwe athletic na ready
to do crazy things. Hio...
Wakuu hivi yule mwandishi mashuhuri wa pass za kusafiria za miaka ile ya nyuma kabla ya hii technolojia ya kuandikia computer haijafungwa pale uhamiaji yuko wapi??
Nilikuwa napitia passport za...
uswahilini kwetu kulikuwa na malumbano kati ya mume na mkewe. Mara tukasikia; "jinsi kiwango chako kilivyoporomoka, nafikiria kukupeleka kokote walau ukacheze kwa mkopo ili gemu lako la hapa...
Ninakuhakikishia katika sifa hizi
kumi lazima wewe ulikuwa nazo
kadhaa.
...
1. Ulishacheza kibaba babaa/kimama mamaa
2. Ulikuwa mwizi wa sukari
3. wakati wa sikukuu usiponunuliwa nguo...
Panya wa3 walikuwa na kikao kifup na maongezi yao yalikuwa ya kutambiana kama ifuatavyo;
Panya 1: mi nimekula chakula chenye sumu wala cjafa me balaa
Panya 2: we kidogo ivyo mi nimeingia kwenye...
A drunkard enters a bus and realizes his wallet went missing.
Mlevi: Somebody has stolen my wallet! If I don't find it, same thing
that happened in 1978 will repeat itself today.
Passengers...
Hii mitandao ambayo main aim ni kua connected with friends worldwide inaongeza kiwango cha kufail wanafunzi. O Level na Advance, pia Wanavyuo wanapunguza GPA zao ...
Uwongo?
Wakati mdogo niliokotaga sh 5 nikaanza kushangilia... basi wenzangu wakaacha kucheza wakanizonga umeokota wapi na sisi tukaokote..huku wakinitolea mimacho... nikawaambia "nimeokota paleee...tena...
Kijana mmoja mtoto wa tajiri alitokea kumpenda binti mmoja mrembo kweli. Kwa kukosa kujiamini akawa kila wakikutana na yule mrembo anasifia utajiri wa baba yake. Binti "akaingia laini" na kumuomba...
To: ALL STAFF
From: HRM
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Company has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and...
Dogo alikua anacheza na wenzake akaitwa na dingi yake aliekua amejipumzisha chini ya mti mambo yakawa hivi...
Dingi..' we nanii....'
Dogo...'naaaaaaaaaaam'
Dingi....' hebu kaniletee maji ya...
Ndugu zangu wanaJF HBR ZA KAZI?
Naomba kuuliza japo naweza kuambiwa mshamba au vipi. Hivi wafu fm ni redio gani, maana sijawahi isikia Tanzania, na kwanini imeitwa wafu fm?
Au inahusika...