JF Chit-Chats
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm...
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Madogo wa primary wakiwa mapumziko wakawa wanapiga stori.
Dogo 1: Kijijini kwa babu yangu kuna ng'ombe mkubwa ana"cover" eneo lote la kijiji, duniani hajawah kutokea ng'ombe mkubwa hivyo.
Dogo...
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Sharobaro: baby r u eyez?
Dem:whaat?!
Sharobaro:baby r u eyez now?
Dem:sorrry i don't get you speak in Kiswahili
Sharobaro:baby uko mach0?
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Devi alikuwa kwenye kigrosari karibu na kwake, siku nzima alikuwa anapata kilaji yuko njwiii. Ghafla kaja Eddy akamwambia, "We fa#a wahi kwako kuna rafiki yako anayaharibu na mkeo". Devi...
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Gal:hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Gal: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend?coz niltaka uje kwangu
Gal: oh!!sorry sitoweza kuja kuna harusi ya unty yangu and second day kuna wageni home.
Boy:kama...
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Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her and says "can I kiss u"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; u were too sweet in bed...
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Eny one can teach or give me un introduction about this language.
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Mulisema hajasoma na wala hajui lugha ya kidhungu,mbna anauliza swali kwa lugha safi kabisa ya malikia.
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Changudoa alienda hospitali kwa ajili ya clinic ya ujauzito. Mojawapo ya swali alilokutana nalo hili hapa na jibu zuuuuri alikua nalo.....
DOCTOR: mimba hii kakupa nani?
CHANGUDOA: hivi we ukila...
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Nimezaliwa leo tena....shukrani kwa mola kuniongezea umri hapa duniani... Wana JF tupambe na tusherehekeee!!!!
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ukitaka kujua EAC kuwa wabongo tutapata shida sikiliza vidhungu leo Bungeni jamani mi nasema tukianza kuomba kura kwa vidhungu nahisi matusi na mbembwe zitaisha kwa wagombea haki ya Mungu madamu...
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Eti ni kweli kua Nyumba ya Udongo haiwezi kua na choo cha Kuflashi,:help::help:
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Wakulima wawili walitoka shamban na zana zao za kazi wakapita katika uchochoro mmoja gafla waka sikia sauti,, simameni wote wawili wakasimama bana,,weka jembe chini- jamaa akaweka,, weka...
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SINYORITA:
"Yaar Sipwa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Sipwa Singh, B.A.
This year it reads Sipwa Singh, M.A. When did you finish your Masters Degree?"
Sipwa Singh...
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honourable speaker...i am marriage..
mgombea huyu kushindwa kuelewa swali hata baada ya kurudiwa zaidi ya mara tatu na hatimae kushindwa kujibu!! Duuuuuh kweli English is a problem!! inaonekana...
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1.Lazima uwe na ID humu JF
2.Lazima utumie blackbery,i-phone,samsung,nokia na simu zingine
3.Utakuwa unaangalia TV
4.Umejiunga na sms za bure
6.Unapenda kujua mambo ya kikubwa.
7.Kawaida yako...
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Wahaya mi naona wanapenda elimu na wachaga wanapenda biaShara, na pia wahaya wanajua mapenzi na wachaga wanajua pesa,,,,,
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Ambapo nitafika mpaka Lupata, itete, Lwangwa Lufilyo, Masoko, Lutengano, Tukuyu mjini na maeneo mengineyo.
Katika tour yangu hiyo nitakuwa nina red areas zinazoweza kutumika kufanya youth...
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2% eat
3% smoke cigarettes
4% take a shower
5% go to sleep and
86% get up and go back home to their wives.
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hey muuzaji niwekee chipsikaki na mishkuku 7.
naomba kahawa na katasha mbili
haya nipe na wewe tuone nani bingwa
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