Ngoma droo

[Mohammed Hamad]

Gal:hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Gal: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend?coz niltaka uje kwangu
Gal: oh!!sorry sitoweza kuja kuna harusi ya unty yangu and second day kuna wageni home.
Boy:kama ni hivo basi sawa,just nilkuwa nilitaka nikufanyie surprise nimkununulia blackberry
Gal:usijali hny nitakuja hata ukitaka ntalala huko huko
Boy:vipi harusi?
Gal: harusi ipi???aaah nilkuwa nakutani hny
Boy:hata me nakutania

 

[Manyanza]

Hahaaaa, hiyo kali...:heh::heh::heh:

 

[Jhung tiao]

Huyo dem sio kabisa duh

 

[Kombo]

Hiyo Komesha!

 

[Chassarsenal]

Dah, huyo demu wa Tandale!

 

[Mmwaminifu]

Ngoja aje Preta na Shosti watoe uzoefu

 

[driller]

demu hana issue kabisa huyoo..!