An house wife was on her way to an hotel wit her boyfriend when she saw the husband coming out of the hotel with a girl, on sighting the husband she immediately said "i catch u today". Thank God i...
Hakika wewe kama ni si mswahili nimesema usisome mlolongo huu [thread] HAYA SASA HII SHATI YA WEWE??????
Na eti kweli nimeambiwa Mwalimu Mkuu ni Mamaako eeeeeeeeeh??????
Na unakaa wapi weye...
i'm at my grandparents house and they are both still alive. it's a special day of the year but i dont remember which one. we have a family tradition on this day that we strip down naked and then...
kuna kitu cheusi kama giza na cheupe kama barafu. Ni haramu kuliwa na ni halali kunywa. Kina herufi 5 na kinaanza na herufi M. Kinatumiwa na wanaume mara tatu kwa siku na wanawake mara moja katika...
kuna program ita anza muda si mrefu na makampuni yanayojifanya eti they are fighting against AIDS, hii program italenga mahusiano ya mwanaume na mwanaume wafanye ngono salala, waingiliane bila...
hbr za ucku wanaf,jaman kuna ndoto huwa inanisumbua sana. huwa naota nagombana sana na dada yangu wa tumbo moja. iwe ni ugomvi wa maneno kupgana au kutukanana ila mara nyng huwa ninamshinda...
Habari wandugu, je wewe siku yako ilikuwaje ofisini kwenu, majambo na vibweka kazini ,mikwara ya bosi, nani amekuharibia 'mood', tuambiane wandugu ,tubadilishane mawazo na kupeana uzoefu..mimi...
Namba ngeni ilimpigia huyu demu then ika anza ku mwambia...NAMBA NGENI ; hallo! mrembo!...una boyfriend?!
GIRL ; yap ninae kwani we ni nani?! NAMBA NGENI ; mi ni baba yako kumbe una boyfriend...
Mtoto mmoja alimuuliza mama yake, " binadamu tumetokana na nini"? Mama yake akamjibu, "zamani binadamu wote tulikuwa nyani, halafu nyani wale wakawa wanabadilika kidogo kidogo mpaka wakawa...
Naomba mlitafakari hili jamani kuna vijana wengi ambao wamemalizia elimu ya vyuo na hawana ajira kila wanapokwenda kuomba kazi sehemu wanaishia kufanya interview bila mafanikio,wakati huo huo...
Nikirudi nikute li breaking newsssssssssssssss moja tu!!
Natabiri
Pinda waziri mkuu
Membe mambo ya ndani
magufuli ujenzi
dr nkya ustawi wa jamii
...n.k
:spy:Mtu yeyote unapoitwa doctor lazima uwe na upana mkubwa sana wa kujieleza binafisi au kundi.kwangu mimi nimegundua kuwa ni mtu asiyefahamu kabisa nini anaongea,nakumbuka siku aliposema kuwa...
Tufungulieni jukwaa la astrology,ukiamka tu asubuhi unasoma nyota yako jamvini,huna haja ya kusoma magazetini.
Mfano leo kwenye gazeti mashuhuri la jf udaku nyota yangu inasema:
Haja ya moyo...
Jamaa alichungulia kwa kinyozi akauliza, "Nataka kunyoa nirudi baada ya muda gani?" Kinyozi akajibu,"Niko bizi rudi baada ya masaa mawili". Baada ya wiki jamaa akarudi tena, akauliza swali...