Kinyozi

[Mbimbinho]

Jamaa alichungulia kwa kinyozi akauliza, "Nataka kunyoa nirudi baada ya muda gani?" Kinyozi akajibu,"Niko bizi rudi baada ya masaa mawili". Baada ya wiki jamaa akarudi tena, akauliza swali lilelile kinyozi akajibu,. "Rudi baada ya nusu saa".Wiki ya tatu akarudi akauliza tena swali lake , kinyozi akamjibu, "Rudi baada ya saa moja". Safari hii kinyozi akamwita mtoto mmoja akamwambia, "Hebu mfuate yule jamaa ujue anaenda wapi". Baada ya muda mtoto akarudi akamwambia kinyozi, 'Yule jamaa kaenda nyumbani kwako'​

 

[TUMY]

Kweli jamaa fundi huyo

 

[Kombo]

Maskini kinyozi, kumbe jamaa anamsaidia nyumbani kwake? Laaah...!

 

[Mahmoud Qaasim]

sasa jamaa mbona akiambiwa rudi baada ya muda fulani harudi katika huo muda? ama kwa kuwa anaenda nyumbani kwa kinyozi kunyolewa na wife wa kinyozi.
jamaa kinyozi na mkewe pia anahesabu vichwa.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Ha ha ha ha jamaa ni very intelligent

 

[Mbimbinho]

Ha ha ha ha jamaa ni very intelligent

Intelligent indeed asee..!

 

[Endangered]

Uscheke aisee, mteja akiniuliza ntakuwa najibu, 'aisee sasa ivi tu yani'

 

[Praff]

Hamtendei haki.

 

[Mama Coo]

Ingekuwa mimi ningemfuata huko kwangu nikamnyoe nywele zote mpaka asizotaka kunyolewa mshenzi huyo

 

[Mbimbinho]

Uscheke aisee, mteja akiniuliza ntakuwa najibu, 'aisee sasa ivi tu yani'

hahahahahahahaa..., mkuu Endangered that's hell of an answer kudadeki.., kwa hiyo kama wapo wengi kwa line utamwambiaje?

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Hebu tuambie vizuri. Wewe ni kinyozi au jamaa anayetaka kunyoa?

 

[Endangered]

hahahahahahahaa..., mkuu Endangered that's hell of an answer kudadeki.., kwa hiyo kama wapo wengi kwa line utamwambiaje?

Mkuu, Mbimbinho ukiona hivyo ndo kuchanganyikiwa huko. Usfanye mchezo na mke aisee. Nafuu tu nimwambie mi ni kinyozi express, vinginevyo niko hatarini!

 

[sembo]

Jamaa ametisha,

 

[RBK]

mmmmh teh teh jamaa mjana kama sung..............

 

[One Man Army]

hahaha

 

[Mtagwa lindi]

Nakinyoz nae mkali alishtuka

 

[Purple]

Hahahahaa duh!

 

[edwin monyo]

Huyo jamaa mjanj xan coz alikuwa anachza na akil ya knyoz .......Ila kwa magrt thqr ipo cku na yy angchzewa cz mla cha mwenzie na chak pia huliwa

 

[farkhina]

Ha ha ha ha jamaa ni very intelligent

umeonaee.huwa anaenda kuhakikisha kama kinyozi yupo job alafu anapimia mda.jamaa hatari

 

[willzo]

Jamaa noma...