Wajumbe hv ni nani aliyetangaza kama mi ndo niloleta rick rossy bongo yani mmenikera sana nilikuwa na mpango wa kuwaleta cash money wote ıla ctaweleta mmekera sana wengine rozyy aliondoka...
Nitamu sana pindi ukiipata, ila kuipata kwake ufanye kazi ya ziada kweli kweli
1. Kuipata ni shida maana ni tamu thanaaaaa
2. Unapaswa uwe na maneno matamu yenye ushawishi
3. Uwe mvumilivu na...
ndan ya mel watu wa makabila tofaut walikua na mizigo mel ililemewa ikabidi kila mtu apunguze mzigo.Mzungu aka2pa computer akasema kwe2 zipo tele,mchina akatupa simu akasema kwetu hizi zipo,mmasai...
Msaada wa mawazo, maelekezo, maoni na ushauri nitauzingatia, kwanisijawahi kupanda treni; tangu niletwe kwa msaada wa mola hapa Tanzania; Nina umri wa miaka 28 Tanzania tangu uhuru 51. Vyombo vya...
Utasikia naenda au nahamia 'mkoani' ivi ni wapi huko?! Hii dharau inatokana na nini?
Dar sio mkoa?
Kama ishu ni jiji, mbona hata mkiwa mnaenda Tanga, Mwanza na Arusha mnasema mkoani?!
Hii...
Katika mtihani wa NECTA mwanafunzi alionekana kaachia kiti na meza na kuketi chini.Msimamizi wa mtihani akaenda na kumuuliza yule denti mbona hufanyi mtihani wako juu ya meza?
Kwa mshangao dogo...
Simu inaita saa mbili asubuhi
mwanawani, jamaa hajarudi home
toka jana, waifu on ze line.
Ringitoni, sumu ya teja ukonga keko
segerea, ah sumu ya teja sumu ya
teja. Jamaa anaamua kupokea...
This is a warning. Never force children to pray.
At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer...
Little Boy : But i dont know how to pray
Dad- Just pray for your family...
Kauawa Kamanda baro hamjajadili wala kulaani! Kachinjwa Pc Saidi Z,bar hamkujadili wala nini ila akifa mtu mwingine ni mi thread kibaaaao! hivi hao walonyang'anywa uhai wao je?!
MEN CAN'T WIN ...
If you work too hard, there is
never any time for her.
If you don't work enough,
you're a good-for-nothing
bum.
If she has a boring repetitive
job with low pay, this is...