JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see...
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Habari wana jf, me na Madame B tulikuwa tunauguliwa na baba yetu, anaumwa kansa ya tumbo kwa mda sasa, sasa leo tumepigiwa cm asubuhi sana kuwa amezidiwa sana, hapa tupo njiani tunaenda mbezi...
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Wengi mwanzoni walikuwa wanajua kuwa Filipo ni mtu wa jukwaa la siasa, lakini baada ya kufahamiana na marejesho na sweetlady amebadilika kabisa, na alishaacha hata kuripoti matukio "Live" ya...
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash or check?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a Modem for a Internet in her purse.
"So, do you always...
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Hey afrodenzi upo wapi dear nimekumiss sana yaani kupita maelezo sijakutia machoni kitambo sana nini kimekusibu... hebu niambie jamani pengine naweza saidia kwa uwezo wa kamba yangu pls hebu...
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Kuwa mkweli jamaa...
1. 2004
2. 2005
3. 2006
4. 2007
5. 2008
6. 2009
7. 2010
8. 2011
9. 2012
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Wapendwa,nilikuja humu kutafuta hawara wa kiume,na kuomba aliye tayari ani-PM.
Nilishukuru kwani nilimpata wa kuniliwaza.
Sasa cha ajabu,amekuwa haishi kunifanyia vituko,hata sijui nifanyeje...
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Habari za majukumu wana JF wenzangu?
Hii ishu imekaa kiutani na kiudaku udaku vile japo nasikia ni Kitu ya kweli!
Jamani kama ni kweli naombeni mtujuze ambao hatujazaliwa zamani na kujua...
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Its my bday today,wanaJF nawakaribisha pilau homiz...Luv u all,God bless me,Jf n' all.
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What is the sweetest thing in
this world?
a. Kissing
b. Eating chocolates
c. Alcohol
d. Smoking weed
e. Having money
f. Knowing God
g. Getting married
h. Having babies
i. Having peace...
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Kitu Preta, kitu sweetlady, kitu marejesho hahaaaaaaaaa!
Wacha nikachukue likizo ya uzazi nikasherekee
Kuanzia sasa nimefuta mpango wa kumtafuta Ayumi, mjomba wangu Preta nitakuagiza mahali...
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Natoa ofa kwa mtu yeyote yule kuniuliza swali lolote lile ambalo jibu lake halijaandikwa, halijachorwa au kujibiwa mahali popote pale nami nitamjibu kwa ufasaha uliotukuka. Offer kama hizi ni mara...
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Wadau wa jukwa lengwa la Jf Chit-Chat!
Hebu tutazameni na majina yetu,kuna haja ya mmoja kwenda off?
Nasubiria maoni yenu wadau wa jukwaa tajwa!
Kwani Mi naona makengeza vile!
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Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible.
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because...
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Undugu na Urafiki wa humu JF NI WA KI DIGITAL,ULE WA KI ANALOGY UPO FACEBOOK.
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Graduating school of Journalism last friday was one thing, exposure was another.
Kazi yangu ya kwanza imetoka kwenye gazeti la The African, ukurasa wa 68, cover story ya michezo.
Though there is...
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Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."
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Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"
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A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
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