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Jamaa alienda kuposa kwa Mzee Mmoja.
Mzee: Yaani ww umekuja Kuposa huku Unatafuna BigG? Si dharau hiyo!
Jamaa: Natoa harufu ya sigara.
Mzee:Unasemaje? Unavuta sigara pia!?
Jamaa: Nikitoka klabu kulewa ndo huwa Navuta.
Mzee: Tobaa! Unalewaga pia!?
Jamaa: Nilianza kulewa Nilipokuwa jela.
Mzee:Yaani na kufungwa pia umeshawahi!?
Jamaa: Ah si niliua Mtu.
Mzee:Duh kumbe wewe muuaji!? Astaghafillulah.
Jamaa: Si kuna Mzee mmoja ***** nilitaka Kumposa mwanae akanikatalia, mimi nikamuulia mbali.
Mzee: Karibu baba, unataka harusi lini? Mimi sina tabu, mke tu umepata! Mkeo huyu hapa wakwako baba!! Duu!
 
Doctor: Do you exercise daily for good health?

Me: Yes Sir!I play football,cricket,tennis daily!

Doctor: How long do you play?

Me: Until the battery in my Cellphone goes down!
 
Doctor: Do you exercise daily for good health?

Me: Yes Sir!I play football,cricket,tennis daily!

Doctor: How long do you play?

Me: Until the battery in my Cellphone goes down!

Hiyo kali
 
Doctor: Do you exercise daily for good health?

Me: Yes Sir!I play football,cricket,tennis daily!

Doctor: How long do you play?

Me: Until the battery in my Cellphone goes down!

Mmmh through phone ?

Near by Soweto Mbeya
 

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