Wanaume tumeumbwa matesoooo.....kuhangaika!!

[majany]

MEN CAN'T WIN ...
If you work too hard, there is
never any time for her.
If you don't work enough,
you're a good-for-nothing
bum.
If she has a boring repetitive
job with low pay, this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive
job with low pay, you should
get off your ass and find
something better.
If you get a promotion ahead
of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you,
it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she
looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male
indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an
insensitive bastard.
If you put a woman on a
pedestal and try to protect
her from the rat race, you're a
male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the
housework, you're a pansy.
If you thump her, it's wife
bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-
defense.
If you make a decision
without consulting her, you're
a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision
without consulting you, she's a
liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something
she doesn't enjoy, that's
domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female
form and frilly underwear,
you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave
her legs and keep in shape,
you're sexist.
If you don't, you're
unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in
shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're
after something.
If you don't, you're not
thoughtful.
If you're proud of your
achievements, you're full of
yourself.
If you don't, you're not
ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's
tired.
If you have a headache, you
don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often,
you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be
someone else.