JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Siyo ile ya kujifunika mashuka mawili-mawili, mpaka sie wachafu tukapata sababu ya kukwepa kuoga.
Hili jua ni nowmer, ukiweka nyama chumbani kwangu ukirudi unakuta mishkaki.
Wageni karibuni Dar...
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Anayejua anipm. Atleast tuchangamshe akili mara 1 kwa week ikiwezekana.. Niko Dar!
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Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?"
"Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another."
"And what would they be doing then?"
"Building...
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panya wa kwanza.
mimi sikamatwi na mtego wowote kwani nimegundua binadamu ana akili ukipita kwa mbele lazma ukamatwe mimi napitia nyuma ya mtego na baada ya kutegua ndipo nakula chambo.
wa pili...
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Kwa vile serikali inataka kuwawekea kodi mpaka wale wenye biashara ndogondogo, basi inawabidi pia watoze kodi wezi, majambazi na vidokozi maana wanajipatia kipata kutokana na kazi zao. Labda hili...
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Wanabodi,
Hebu nisaidieni hii, kama unajua kiswahili.......Ikiwa hii 11,000=elfu kumi na moja.
Je, hii 10,001:Shilingi ngapi?
Nisaidieni ndugu zangu.
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Baada ya kukaa humu jukwaani kwa muda wa kutosha, sasa nimeamua rasmi kuomba kujiunga na hii familia ya wana chit-chat, sababu kubwa ikiwa ni kuchoshwa na siasa na mambo mengine mengu tu.
Hodi...
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Baada ya kulala wiki nzima nyumbani kwa kuugua malaria hatimae jamaa alirudi kazini;
BOSI: Unajisikiaje sasa?
JAMAA: Bosi najisikia fresh, japokuwa kuugua kwangu kumenipa furaha na faraja sana...
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Kijana mmoja baada ya kutajirika akamwambia baba yake, Baba sema nikulipe nini ili tusijuane tena! Baba akamjibu "Nipe mkeo nimnyonye maziwa kama wewe ulivyomnyonya mke wangu" Kama ni mwanao...
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Wadau nafurahi sna kujiunga hii leo katika jukwaa hili lenye fikra chanya za vijana na watu wa rika mbalimbali wenye mawazo thabiti kabisa...........:happy::happy:
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Leo toka subuhi nilikuwa ofisini sikuweza kuingia hapa JF, sema jamaa wakaribu akanitumia meseji kuwa nitume milioni moja urgently mshikaji wangu(ambaye yupo JF japo sitamtaja hadi aje mwenyewe...
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dah,nilikuwa na wasiwasi sana maana nilidhani wewe ndio muhanga wa leo uliyenasana huko Temeke mkifanya majambozi,hadi nilipoona una-comment humu JF nikajua umesalimika.
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Kichwa cha habari chahusika.
UTANGULIZI
Miezi kadhaa iliyopita nilileta kwenu wanajamvi kamati mbalimbali zilizokuwa zikishughulikia masuala ya ndoa na mahusiano hapa chit-chat lengo likiwa ni...
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Wadau huwa napata a very strong feelings ninapokutana na mtu niliyesoma nae shule ya msingi...hasa darasa moja,ninakuwa na atitude tofauti kuhusu mtu huyu....Ni nini hichi wadau? kwa mfano ukienda...
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Salaam wana bodi. nimefiwa na kaka huko moshi. nategemea kuondoka asubuhi kwa ajili ya mazishi kesho. nawatakieni jpili tulivu.
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Mpenzi wako wamwitaje....
LOVE DICTIONARY
HONEY = KIMEO
DEAR = WAKUZUGA
SWEETY = MSHAMBA
MY LOVE = ZEZETA
BABY = JINGA
DARLING = *****
HUSBAND = BUZI or ATM
WIFE = KIPOOZEO
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Hii ni biashara nzuri kuliko hata ile ya kunasisha...
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