Kama kuna sehemu mwanafunzi hasau hata awe kilaza mmojawapo ni "USE & DIUSE OF ORGAN/BODY PARTS" ktk somo la biology. Je, unamkumbuka mwl wako wa somo hilo? Ni kwa nini watu hawasau hiyo sehemu?
Fred and Mary get married but cant afford a first night in a hotel, so they go back to mom and dads for the night stay. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he going...
Baba mmoja aliona mkewe amepunguza mapenzi kwake, hii ni baada ya mke wake kujifungua mtoto.
basi akaamua kutafuta sumu ya kumuua mtoto,
akaamka mapema akampaka mke wake ile sumu kwenye matiti...
mtu mdaku hata afungiwe ndani ya pia atatika tu kusudi asikike lol ngoja niwapeni kaumbea katamu siwez hata kulala nako.!
hawa bibie snowhite na cacico waliwah kushare mshedede hadi wa ka...
Daktari moja bingwa wa magonjwa ya moyo alifariki dunia, watu kutaka kumuenzi wakamchoingea jeneza lenye umbo la moyo. Watu wakiwa msibani mara akatokea rafiki yake na marehemu, jamaa alipoona...
A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, Cant you see the warning on the cigarette packet? Smoking is...
Jamaa mmoja alienda kwa mganga ili mpododo wake usimame. Mganga akamwandikia wimbo wa Taifa akampa!
Jamaa akauliza sa hi ndo dawa? Mganga akajibu we ***** nn? Wimbo wa taifa unamsimamisha hadi...
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.
Ndo niko live naona Star times wameamua kuziweka rasimi Star tv,Eat,Itv naona zote ziko =on test si unajua tena December imeshafika analogue bye bye karibu Digital
Hivi punde nimesikia mvunjiko wa habari .
Source Habibu Gea wa clouds .
Habari Mwanaume na Mwanamke wamegandana.
Wamefikishwa Temeke hosp kwa kuganduliwa.
Taarifa zaidi zadai Temeke hosp...
Wewe bwana mudogo najua iko humu JF wewe,
Haya mambo yako ya uchokonozi haya wewe mtoto sio mazuri,
Unajua kabisa kuwa sasa hivi watu tuko kwenye puresha ndani ya kyama yetu ya Mabinuzi lakini...
husika na kicha hapo juu.....HILI ni onyo....katabia kakurusha mawee juu ya paa uache....
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Ujinga Ni............
1.Ujinga ni Kumenya pili pili.
2.Ujinga ni kuuliza Konda yupo wapi wakati
umepanda piki piki.
3.Ujinga ni Kupiga Kandambili Kiwi.
4.Ujinga ni kesema Rose muhando Malaya...
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