Leo tutaleta lesson moja ambapo itasaidia kama chitchat kumjua mwandani wako ama rafiki na udhaifu wake ili mapenzi yenu ama urafiki udumu.
Kuna aina nne za personality
1.sanguine
ni watu...
Hakuna marafiki wa kweli kama makalio.Kwani makalio yanavaa chupi moja.makalio yanachapwa fimbo moja.Yanakalia kiti kimoja.Jee kuna marafiki wa kweli zaidi ya makalio?Jamba kidogo basi ili...
waungwana leo nimeingia kwenye daladala nikawa nimesimama mara akaingia mzee na mwanafunzi wasekondali kama watatu kutoka kituo kinachofuata. yule mzee akawauliza wale wanafunzi ilikuwa hivi :-...
A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking.
"This is the scene," said the teacher.
"A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing...
Kuna jamaa alinunua kifaa cha kukamulia ng'ombe maziwa, Kufika nyumbani akasema ngoja nikitesti,
Akakivaa kwenye UUME
Akawasha kikawa kinamtekenya mpaka mchizi akamwaga,
Sasa anaangalia...
On a Trotro going, from Circle to Nungua, after my evening lectures the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang, she picks it and said:
"Honey, I'm in a bus going to Koforidua for the...
Jamani wana chitchat,nimekutana na dada mmoja pale kwenye treni ya Mwakyembe,akanieleza anaitwa KOKUNYEGEZA Bishanga.Naomba kumuuliza ndugu Bishanga,kwamba huyu ni mwanae au ndio my waif wake.....!!!!
CHAT YA MWISHO YA SHARO MILONEA NA LINEX WAKIONGELEA MAMBO YA BARABARANI....
Huu ni ujumbe kutoka kwa marehemu baada ya ku chart na msanii wa Bongo Fleva hapa Tanzania aitwaye Linex Sunday.
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story listened to her prayer which she ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa.'...
Juma alikuwa anajaribu kukwepa malipo baada ya kufanyiwa upasuaji wa macho kwa kusema bado haoni,
Daktari akamnong'oneza nesi avue nguo zote mbele yake;
JUMA: "Bado sioni"
Nesi akaamua...
Enzi zetu mwanafunzi wa sekondari lazima uwe na daftari lenye nyimbo za akina judy boucher, pamela nkuta, mc hammer, bob marley ivonne chaka chaka nk, na ukikaribia miezi ya mwisho kidato cha nne...
JAMAA kaingia bar kwa fujo...JAMAA:lete bia hapa na kila m2 humu ndani mpe bia yake maana napokunywa bia nataka kila mtu anywe bia.
WATU:Ha ha ha ha!!.wakapewa bia
JAMAA:Lete mchemsho hapa na...
Omama,nakufa men,sijapenda
men bado naipenda dunia
men..izraeli usiniguse men
unanichafua men... oma gad...
Ndo maneno aliyetoa sharo kabla
ya kukata roho yake.
Hakuna marafiki wa kweli kama ******.Kwani ****** yanavaa chupi moja.****** yanachapwa fimbo moja.Yanakalia kiti kimoja.Jee kuna marafiki wa kweli zaidi ya ******?Jamba kidogo basi ili...
Kuna mwendawazimu mmoja mwanaume alikuwa akitembea barabarani na panga mkononi huku aliwa hana nguo na (yaani yuko uchi wa kuzaliwa) na kichwani hana nywele ni kipara.Lakini hajanyoa...
Jamaa mmoja alipita pembeni ya ukuta wa jela ya machizi, ghafla akasikia wale machizi kwa ndani wakishangilia kwa kuhesabu '12....12....12....12'. Jamaa akatamani aone kinachoshangiliwa humo...
Mchungaj: Nasema pepo toka katika jina
la Yesu!
Pepo: sitoki!!!
Mchungaji: shindwa pepo! Toka na
mwache huyu mtumishi wa Mungu!
Pepo: sitoki. Nimemwingia huyu mtu ili
ashinde bahati nasibu...