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Nawapenda wote Mwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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Je kama machagudoa pia wangekuwa na WARNING SIGN(alama ipi ya onyo)?
Je kama mapenzi yangekuwa yanauzwa dukani....Je container lake lingekuwa na WARNING SIGN(alama ya onyo) gani?
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Wana chit-chat heshima mbele, kwa watoto wa 90 miongoni mwa michezo ilikuwa malani, mitaani kulikuwa na mabingwa ambao waliogopeka kwa malani maana hao unaweza rusha ngumi au kulia. Shuleni vivyo...
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A four-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation.
He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming...
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Yaliyo nikuta leo ni makubwa nimepanda basi fulani kutoka Mwanza kuelekea Dar. Niliambiwa ndilo linaaminika. Tulipofika Shinyanga disck za tairi la mbele zikawa zimeharibika. mafundi walitumia...
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Nani amewahi kupata BAN?
Jamani BAN ni mbaya sana!!!
Yaani uhuru wote unanyimwa,chawa kibao gerezani,hakuna kuonana na ndugu na jamaa,habari za uraiani ndio unazikosa kabisa!!!
Sasa,ingekuwa...
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1.Gari la kuvutwa hali overtake. 2.Kisigino hakikai mbele. 3.Mganga haagizi tembele. 4.Wimbo wa taifa haupigwi disco. 5.Feni haiwashwi beach 6.Mshkaki hauchomwi kwa jiko a gesi.
7.Hata bibi...
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1. Ni Rais anaependa kusafiri kuliko kukaa nchini kwake
2. Ni Rais anaependa kubembea akiwa nchi za watu
3. Ni Rais anaependa kusikilizwa na wazee badala ya yeye kuwasikiliza wao
4. Ni Rais...
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Je wadau mnakubaliana na hili tangazo linavyosema? hebu cheki hivyo vivazi vya akina lara 1 na wenzake
unaweza kupita hivihivi kweli bila kugeuza shingo??
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UNGEKUWA WEWE UNGEFANYAJE Babu yako ni mgonjwa sana na wewe ni mjukuu pekee unaependwa kuliko hata wanawe , babu anasema anataka kuongea na wewe neon la mwisho la Moyoni kabla hajakata roho , watu...
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Mungu Onesha Sehemu Hela Iko (MOSHI)
1. Hata Ikipungua Mungu Ongeza! (HIMO)
2. Mungu Angalia RAia NGawira Utuhakikishie! (MARANGU)
3. Mungu Ahidi Mapesa Bila Ajira! (MAMBA)
4. Mungu Wekeza...
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Hiiii,
Guys Please Help me,
I want the answer of this question. If you guys then please let me know :
" Who was the man that walk in the Space First Time ?? "
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hivi nnaongea niko bukoba club,toto la kihaya toka muleba ( omuhamba kazi),guu la chupa ya bia,shepu ya kuua mtu,macho utadhani limekula kungu,nido sa sita mchana,sauti whitney yuston,pembeni...
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Sina cha kusema! Bofya hiyo attachment ujionee yaliyomkuta kidume huyu.
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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT
My wife sat down on
the couch next to me as
I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on
TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight
started.
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Kama: Babie nataka tu-have sex
Shiko: Saa hii ama baadaye?
Kama: Saa hii
Shiko: Kwa bed ama kwa sofa?
Kama: Sofa
Shiko: 2-seater ama 3- seater?
Kama: Ama twende tu bed
Shiko: Juu ya sheets ama...
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KIONGOZI wa Kanisa Katoliki Duniani, Papa Benedict wa 16, kwa mara ya kwanza ametuma ujumbe usiotarajiwa katika akaunti yake ya mtandano wa kijamii wa Twitter.
Papa alionekana akibonyeza vitufe...
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Wapo watu wengi ambao walikuwa wanajigamba akina tyson kwa kuonesha kwamba wana uwezo wa kufanya chochote katika jambo lolote kama mwenye jina alivyokuwa na uwezo mkubwa katika mambo ya boxing...
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Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be feeling fine after undergoing successful gender reassignment surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills. Once...
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Lady:"Do you smoke?"
Guy:"Yes I do."
Lady:"How many packs per
day?"
Guy:"3 packs."
Lady:"How much per pack?"
Guy:"$10.00 per pack."
Lady:"And for how long have
you been smoking?"
Guy:"15...
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