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Lady:"Do you smoke?"
Guy:"Yes I do."
Lady:"How many packs per
day?"
Guy:"3 packs."
Lady:"How much per pack?"
Guy:"$10.00 per pack."
Lady:"And for how long have
you been smoking?"
Guy:"15 years."
Lady:"So one pack is $10.00
and you have been smoking
3 packs a day which puts
your spending in a month at
$900.In a year it would be
$10,800,correct?"
Guy:"Correct."
Lady:"If in one year you
spend $10,800,not
accounting for inflation,the
past 15 years puts you
spending a total of
$162,000,correct?"
Guy:"Correct."
Lady:"Do you know if you
hadn't smoke,that money
could have been put in a
interest saving account and
after accounting for
compound interest for 15
years,you could have by now
bought a Ferrari??"
Guy:"Oh,Do you smoke?"
Lady:"No!"
Guy:"Then where is your
****ing Ferrari??"
 
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Hahahaaaa...
Bulldog,you have made ma day,lol!!!
 
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aah nini tena ts not a big deal bana I just thought like dat, mi mwenyewe mchaga mbona, watu kila kitu mnachukuliaga serious.
 
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dah meku nmeandika tu ase, aloo watu mpo sensitive, tirima njifute basi lol
 
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Hahahhahaa chezeya ferrari ya kutovuta sigara?
 
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Lady:"Do you smoke?"
Guy:"Yes I do."
Lady:"How many packs per
day?"
Guy:"3 packs."
Lady:"How much per pack?"
Guy:"$10.00 per pack."
Lady:"And for how long have
you been smoking?"
Guy:"15 years."
Lady:"So one pack is $10.00
and you have been smoking
3 packs a day which puts
your spending in a month at
$900.In a year it would be
$10,800,correct?"
Guy:"Correct."
Lady:"If in one year you
spend $10,800,not
accounting for inflation,the
past 15 years puts you
spending a total of
$162,000,correct?"
Guy:"Correct."
Lady:"Do you know if you
hadn't smoke,that money
could have been put in a
interest saving account and
after accounting for
compound interest for 15
years,you could have by now
bought a Ferrari??"
Guy:"Oh,Do you smoke?"
Lady:"No!"
Guy:"Then where is your
****ing Ferrari??"
ooh!! ****ing joke, na umbeya wa kujifanya mchumi kwishineeey!!
 

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