so funny

[Bavaria]

Lady:"Do you smoke?"
Guy:"Yes I do."
Lady:"How many packs per
day?"
Guy:"3 packs."
Lady:"How much per pack?"
Guy:"$10.00 per pack."
Lady:"And for how long have
you been smoking?"
Guy:"15 years."
Lady:"So one pack is $10.00
and you have been smoking
3 packs a day which puts
your spending in a month at
$900.In a year it would be
$10,800,correct?"
Guy:"Correct."
Lady:"If in one year you
spend $10,800,not
accounting for inflation,the
past 15 years puts you
spending a total of
$162,000,correct?"
Guy:"Correct."
Lady:"Do you know if you
hadn't smoke,that money
could have been put in a
interest saving account and
after accounting for
compound interest for 15
years,you could have by now
bought a Ferrari??"
Guy:"Oh,Do you smoke?"
Lady:"No!"
Guy:"Then where is your
****ing Ferrari??"

 

[Woga tupa kulee]

Hahahaaaa...
Bulldog,you have made ma day,lol!!!

 

[TANMO]

hahahahaaaaaaa, hiyo ni safi saaaaaaana ase, huyo demu mchaga, kashushuliwa duu

hapo kwenye bold, una uhakika?

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

hapo kwenye bold, una uhakika?

Du!
Amegusa pabaya nini!!

 

[TANMO]

Du!
Amegusa pabaya nini!!

Hapana, bali anapaswa kuthibitisha badala ya kudhalilisha makabila ya watu..

 

[Asprin]

hahahahaaaaaaa, hiyo ni safi saaaaaaana ase, huyo demu mchaga, kashushuliwa duu

Watu wengine bana! Sasa ukabila umetokea wapi hapo?

 

[Hoshea]

aah nini tena ts not a big deal bana I just thought like dat, mi mwenyewe mchaga mbona, watu kila kitu mnachukuliaga serious.

 

[Hoshea]

dah meku nmeandika tu ase, aloo watu mpo sensitive, tirima njifute basi lol

 

[Kaizer]

Hahahhahaa chezeya ferrari ya kutovuta sigara?

 

[Mkiliman]

Lady:"Do you smoke?"
Guy:"Yes I do."
Lady:"How many packs per
day?"
Guy:"3 packs."
Lady:"How much per pack?"
Guy:"$10.00 per pack."
Lady:"And for how long have
you been smoking?"
Guy:"15 years."
Lady:"So one pack is $10.00
and you have been smoking
3 packs a day which puts
your spending in a month at
$900.In a year it would be
$10,800,correct?"
Guy:"Correct."
Lady:"If in one year you
spend $10,800,not
accounting for inflation,the
past 15 years puts you
spending a total of
$162,000,correct?"
Guy:"Correct."
Lady:"Do you know if you
hadn't smoke,that money
could have been put in a
interest saving account and
after accounting for
compound interest for 15
years,you could have by now
bought a Ferrari??"
Guy:"Oh,Do you smoke?"
Lady:"No!"
Guy:"Then where is your
****ing Ferrari??"

ooh!! ****ing joke, na umbeya wa kujifanya mchumi kwishineeey!!