Kwa hali isiyo ya kawaida changudoa mmoja
Alipewe kichapo cha mbwa mwizi Baada ya
kugundulika na wenzake kuwa huwa anauza kwa
bei ndogo na saa zingine huwa anatoa kwa
mkopo..kitendo hicho...
Madenge alirudi kutoka shule akilia akakutana na baba yake akamuuliza
Baba:mwanangu mbona unalia Madenge:suruali ya mwalimu ilikuwa
imeingia katikati ya ------ nkaamua niitoe Baba: eeh...
Jamani, dah, lol, Old, but this version comes with Serukamba MP! Jionee mwenyewe. Please don't try this!
One American boy went to Diamon Bank Enugu Nigeria to open an account. American boy said...
TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the
summer that is way too hot to...
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they dont generate much...
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BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: No. I dont have a boyfriend.
BOY: Gen 2:18 The Lord God said ''It is not
good for the man to be alone, i will make a
helper...
jamaa wawili walikuwa wakivua samaki, sasa mida ya jioni wakati wanarudi walikuwa na haraka sana kwani jua lilikuwa tayari linazama kiasi ambacho walidondosha samaki wawili, wakaenda mpaka...
Mzee 1 alifika kijijini,Akakuta mtandao unapatikana vizuri
tu.Akamwandikia mkewesms bahati mbaya akaituma kimakosa kwa mtu
mwingine ambaye ni mwanamke mfiwa{mjane}.alipopokea sms
asomemana watu...
Ukiona una hivi vijitabia au alama ujue una element za kichawi chawi, na utakuwa mtu wa shida tu milele- "Not personal and no Offence intended pls"
Ukiona rafiki, jirani au mfanyakazi mwenzio...
Hallo wana Jamii,
Nim matumaini yangu wote mu'wazima.........Mimi ni kuku mgeni humu ndani naombeni mwongozo wenu na kamba yangu mguuni.
Ramadhan Kareem.
urefu 165cm
uzito 65kg
shoe size 40
face roughnes 0.35
echo 0.98
hips size 50
power factor 0.98
mbahili
mcheshi
elimu diploma na kuendelea
kama una sifa hizo drop e mail tu...
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