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SABABU YA NYANI KUKOSA NGOZI MAKALIONI
Hadithi hadithi...
Hapo zamani kidogo mbwa alikosea njia akaingia mbuga ya wanyama ya Serengeti, simba akamuona kwa mbali akajisemea,
"Haka tena...
Habari zenu wana Chit Chat...Poleni na Swaum kwa wale ambao mpo kwenye Mwezi huu mtukufu.
Naombeni kuuliza maana nimeona thread moja hivi watu wanalalamika kuwa watu wanatongoza baada ya...
Habari wanawaarusha!!!!!!!!!
home sweet home............
nimeingia jana hapa mjini , na jana nilikuwa SK Bar , Baadae nikawa Moonlight Bar........
leo sijajua itakuwaje , kwani mpaka sasa nipo...
Mwamba wenye imara,kwako nitajificha.
Maji hayo na damu yaliyotoka humu,
hunisafi na dhambi,hunifanya mshindi.*2
kwa kazi zote pia,sitimizi sheria,nijapo fanya bidii nikilia na kuzii hayaishi...
Mchaga alimkopesha mpare pesa shahidi akiwa Msambaa. Muda wa kulipa deni ulipofika Mpare kwa Ubahili wake akaamua kujiua ili asilipe deni. Mchaga nae kuona hivyo kwa kupenda pesa akaamua kujiua...
Mtaalamu wa keki aliambiwa atengeneze keki ya harusi kisha aandike juu
1 YOHANA 4:18 lakini akakosea kidogo akaandika
YOHANA 4:18.
Badala ya kuandika 1YOHANA 4:18 inayosema "Ktk pendo hamna...
Mkristo kavamia Futari Msiktini. Baada Ya kula Shekhe Akamchagua Asome Dua Ya kushukuru! Jamaa Akatetemeka Sana kwa kuogopa ILa Akajikaza kiume. Akaanza: Ya Tawfiq
Watu: Amin
:Ya Habib
Watu: Amin...
CHAGGA MIND' - A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and...
mie ndie upinde uliopinda kama coil dawa ya mbu ukininyoosha tu ili niwe kam
a unavyotaka navunjika.
Nimepata tetesi kuwa mtoto wa Baba V alikamatwa na unga wa sembe ,mhogo na unga wa mtama kule...
Nmezikuta JOTD
A guy in a hurry used the
ladies 'toilet in a posh
hotel'.. He sat down and
noticed four buttons -
WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt
was gently
sprayed with WARM...
Kweli pesa kitu ingine, hebu muone huyu mchizi: Mtoto baada ya kupata utajiri akamwambia babae "baba. Sema unachotaka nikulipe ili tucjuane tena" baba akamjibu "nipe mkeo nimnyonye maziwa kama ww...
A new element HAS BEEN added to THE PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Becomes Hot / Boils at any temp & time,
2. Melts when...
SIKIA HII:-
Mtoto alikua anaoga na baba yake, ghafla akateleza akataka kuanguka akajishikilia kwenye MB*O ya baba yake, Baba akamwambia unabahati sana ku**ma**ko... sijui ungekua unaoga na mama...
habari za jamvini ndugu zangu, kwa wadau wa mwanza naombeni mnielekeze eneo liitwalo Fumagila linapatikana wapi kwa hapo mwanza? nmepangiwa field huko ila sipafahamu, nategemea majibu mazuri toka...
nilikua siku moja nipo kwenye mtandao mmoja wa kijamii muda kupita wakati na chat na dada mmja jina tunamuhifadhi ndipo alipo niambai kwamba nimtumie vocha ya elfu tano Ijumaa atanirudishia jaman...
Jaman wangwana kuna ndg yake dada Rahma ambaye ni mfadhili wa Simba anamtafuta sana hivyo baada ya kumwambia wana JF wana mtandao mkubwa tunaweza kuipata Adress yake akafurahi sana. Najua si vyema...
HAPA
NANI
MJINGA
ZAIDI?
Mmoja alionekan na birika anamwagilia maji kwenye bustan huku mvua inanyesha alipoulizwa akasema mvua ni mvua na maji ni maji
Wa pili kaona embe juu ya mwembe akajiuliza...
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