Shikamoo Hela, Jeuri ya Waleti: Serukambanization

Shikamoo Hela, Jeuri ya Waleti: Serukambanization

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Jamani, dah, lol, Old, but this version comes with Serukamba MP! Jionee mwenyewe. Please don't try this!


One American boy went to Diamon Bank Enugu Nigeria to open an account. American boy said to the lady.

American man: where is your ----ing manager?
The Lady: sorry sir those words are not used here.
American boy: ---- you. i wanna see your ----ing manager your telling me ----.
the Lady: sorry sir this is bank, u don't use such words here. i am afraid i will ask u to leave.
American boy: what a ----. ---- u nigga.

So immediately the manager came out and he was like.

Manager: what is going on here?
American boy: Are you the ----ing manager'? if ur the ----ing manager get out of my ----ing face men.
Manager: Sir please your not allow to use such words here.
American boy: what a ---- is wrong with you niggas? i wanna open my ----ing account with my ----ing 2 million Naira your telling me ----. ---- you men.

Manager: .........Sir please come, what did you say?
American boy: i say i wanna open my ----ing account with my ----ing 2 million Naira you guys are telling me ----. ---- you men.
Manager: and what did that ----ing girl told you? anyway my name is mister ----ing manager, this is my ----ing Bank lets go to my ----ing Office. LOL hahahhahahaha

Reference:

Nigeria bank - Nigerian Jokes from OnlineNigeria.com
 
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