A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed".
Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as...
Asalam aleykum jamanii!!!
Bwana yesu Asifiwe!!!
Mashaalaah mmependeza!!! Watu mpo ng'aring!ari eeeee mmependeza kwa kweli!!
Embu dj @FixedPoint tuwekee ule wimbo wa marehemu Omary Kopa kitchen...
jamani wadau nina hamu kubwa sana kukutana live na hivi viumbe hai vinavyoitwa wachawi!
kila siku navizia mida yao ya kuroga ambayo ni hii kuanzia saa sita lakini wapi!!!
nataka nivione uso kwa...
Mjini ni mjini tu asikudanganye mtu, Dsm salam ni deal zinauzwa
Ukishaona tu Unasalimiwa kwa adabu na heshima kubwa iwe ni mkubwa au mdogo ujue kuna jambo
Kama ni mwanafunzi atakuomba nauli ...
Uliweza kuwa shujaa kuukomesha utawala wa kibaguzi(appatheid) na hukuwa sycophant kwa wazungu kama alivyokuwa Bishop Desmond Tutu,aliyepata tuzo ya amani kukomesha utawala huo.Jf wadau,unamkumbuka...
Kutokana na malalamiko tuliopata kutoka chumba cha ukaguzi kinachoendeshwa na Mkuu wetu Madame B ambayo huletwa na wanawake mbalimbali walio kwenye ndoa na ambao bado hawajaingia kwenye ndoa...
What if a woman.....what if a woman....what if a woman...
-was just like u
-was just like me
-was just like us
Could u handle wat she does....
Had a man on her side..and she neva spent tym wt...
m2 1 alifika kwa jirani yetu ilikuwa 2006 charambe
baada ya salam mama nakuonaga unauza mkaa vp mbona cku iz hamna
mama;naletewa na mume wangu kwa sasa kasafr
jamaa;mie nna sto yangu ntakuuzia...
Uko busy na jambo la muhimu mno, unaingia ujumbe wa maneno kwenye simu yako..! Unafikiri pengine ni pesa imetumwa au unaitiwa dili njema au kuna jambo la dharura
...!unaacha unachokifanya ...
Nimewapenda sana kwa jinsi mlivyo na msimamo na Wing yenu.
Hakika nimejifunza vitu vingi toka kwenu.
Mzee wa Rula, PakaJimmy, Arushaone, Philipo, Tonykp, LiverpoolFC, mkiva... Preta...
Uko busy na jambo la muhimu mno, unaingia ujumbe wa maneno kwenye simu yako..! Unafikiri pengine ni pesa imetumwa au unaitiwa dili njema au kuna jambo la dharura
...!unaacha unachokifanya ...
Uko busy na jambo la muhimu mno, unaingia ujumbe wa maneno kwenye simu yako..! Unafikiri pengine ni pesa imetumwa au unaitiwa dili njema au kuna jambo la dharura
...!unaacha unachokifanya ...
Malapropism ni aina ya lugha gongana, pale mtu anaposhindwa kupambanua maana ya maneno mawili yanayofanana na kuyatumia visivyo. Anapofanya hivyo, mara nyingi hisia ya ucheshi huibuka. Soma...
***YOU and ME***
it's you and me my sweetheart, just you and me.........!
I love what we made together and i want you to know that no words can describe how deeply you touch my heart...
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