A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed".
Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?"
The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man."
The lady continued, "You have no arms!" The guy answered, "I won't beat you".
Lady: You have no legs.
Guy: I won't leave you.
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed?
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?
Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?"
The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man."
The lady continued, "You have no arms!" The guy answered, "I won't beat you".
Lady: You have no legs.
Guy: I won't leave you.
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed?
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?
