JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A man from Tanga (Mdigo) needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises. Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it...
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Broken English
When some of the 2 billion non-native English speakers in the world try to make themselves understood the result is...
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Panya alimeza kipande cha dhahabu
mwenye dhahabu akachanganyikiwa
na kuamua kumkodi mpelelezi mmoja
ili aje amuue panya aliyemeza
dhahabu. Mpelelezi alipofika alikuta
panya zaidi ya 500...
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Heshima kwenu wadau,
Leo naadhimisha siku yangu ya kuzaliwa
Mungu awabariki Sana.
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Mzee kapanda kwenye daladala kakaa karibu na kadent akakaomba namba za simu,Dent akasema sina simu labda nikupe E-mail yangu. Mzee akasema nipe e-mail yako.Dent akamwandikia e-mail:-...
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Usichague kazi eti kisa una degree,thermometer ina degrees kibao lakini inafanya kazi kwenye kwapa...!!!!
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This friday were are @ .......am at hunters bar kinondoni happy hours its goin down till noon ......shout yo next move.lol
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All the way from ntwara to dar nichukue nafasi hii kukutakia safari njema mume wangu kiwatengu mwenyezi mungu akutangulie ufike salama tumekumiss sana nyumbani.
Korosho muhimu na gass pia...
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MATATIZO YA KIFAMILIA
Basi sikiliza kisa hiki.
"Miaka michache iliyopita nilikutana na mwanamke mjane, aliyekua na binti mkubwa tu na tukaamua kuoana. Baadaye baba
yangu akamuoa binti yangu wa...
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Kuna mama mmoja alikuwa anatokea posta kuelekea ubungo,mtoto wake mchanga alikuwa analia sana,yule mama akamtolea ziwa mtoto anyonye lakini mtoto hakutaka kunyonya. Yule mama akamwambia...
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Kumbe vijiwe vya mjini vina Mambo mgawo sio umeme tuu..
Maisha ya DAR tunayajua wenyewe jamani!
hongera walio "SHAMBA" Ambako wanachinja "KUKU" Na Kuliwa Nyumba Hiyo Hiyo!
Hapa Dar "KUKU"...
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LMAO - Laughing My As* Off
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
Also:
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$$ Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later...
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A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed".
Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as...
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Wanachitchat,tafadhali jamani naombeni mnisaidie kumwambia mimi namuogopa.Nimeambiwa ni mjane,ana hasira uyo halafu hakawii kujilipua.Mwambieni nikimpata nitamtunza na kumpa mahaba mazito sana...
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Tubadirishane mawazo juu ya stress zinazotukabili,tupeane mawazo jinsi ya kuzikabili,waweza PM pia kama ni personal: Angalizo mimi ni "me"
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IGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wanachit chat kwa mara ya kwanza naomba kujitambulisha kwenu mie kijana msoga yetu toka msoga kwa walima nanasi huko chalinze napenda kujipa kick kwa...
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